Brand New You

2008-02-18T05:23:00.000-08:00

88th post, FAFA.

Shifted, www.treizestyle.blogspot.com

COME SEE. ~

2008-01-26T06:52:00.000-08:00

OMG TODAY INTERCLASS SOCCER STUNK. NOBODY IN MY CLASS KNOWS HOW TO PLAY SOCCER OMG.

Still amazingly, we didnt get last lol, second last =P Only me and Luke could play decently and luke left halfway so basically we were dead. I think im sunburnt luh.

Anyway yesterday we had SEC 1 CAMPFIRE!!! I could skip the carrying of all the stage props cos i was one of the PSLs :D Then me and Mahdi went to Esso and got some Wang Wang for the sec 1s, WHICH WE FORGOT TO GIVE THEM IN THE END, and went back. And they were distributing Party Poppers to they 'trustworthy' people. I got two from Ashraf but i went to steal a few more. 10 more actually. ANYWAY, super fun haha, i was arguing with Zachery about the theory of how if you moving at the speed of light, time slows down around you. Argue argue then it turned to the topic of Bigfoots and Loch Ness haha. Zach believes that even though the guy confessed te Loch Ness is a robot owned by him, there may be other REAL LOCH NESS. Personally i find his thinking a joke xD

And I saw Matthew on top there. He hates NJ xD SJI still rocks the most. Then we danced and sang and danced and sang and popped party poppers and then CLEAN UP TIME.

INTERCLASS SOCCER. A joke.

Wa laoooooo, lost the matches 0-1. Zi ran's class super pro luh, all the players are so good, they deserved to win. Edwin's class too, they ended up second. My class was a joke haha, nobody knew how to play so they said, 'Go inside and anyhow play.'

AND MERVIN RUINED OUR CHANCES OF GETTING A BETTER POSITION OMG. First Timothy rammed up and i got it. Then swerve past Jeremy, flick over some guy whose name i do not know. Attempted to flick over another guy but it went wrong and went straight up, but the guy didnt know where it was so it landed and i got the ball again. THEN LAST DEFENDER. I just managed to get past him and the ball was moving forward, i was about to kick and. MERVIN POPS OUT OF NOWHERE, TRIES TO SCORE AND SHOOTS IT OUT. OMG MERVIN!!!!!! Damn sad luh.

Ahh well.

23/1/08

2008-01-23T06:09:00.000-08:00

I cant believe i have been eating kfc all my life and never gotten sick of it! Anyway yesterday there was combined cg but i couldnt go =( Yaoyi, Joel and Gerald's class ended at 2.10(2.30 because Gerald took his time to do his homework) and by the time we were going to leave, it was too late. I would only be able to spend 20 minutes there haha. I heard it was super fun luh =( But i had maths tuition blehhh.

I WANT TO GO, THEY PLAYED SOCCER AND FLOORBALL OMG. Tomorrow got shooting WTH I WANT A DAY OF PEACE AND FREEDOM AT HOME TO ENJOY!

Todays PE was HILARIOUS. Mr Chua was saying, those who forgot to bring their notebook, water bottle or pen stand up. So i stood up. One by one he ask, 'i never bring pen', 'notebook' 'never bring water bottle'. Then when came to me.

Mr.C "What didnt you bring?"
Me "All."
MR.C " Wa our champion here, next time i call you champion you must respond.. CHAMPION!"
Me " Yeeeeeeeee "
Mr.C " Its yes sir not yeeeeeeee "
Me " Yeeeeeeee sir "

Then i think he gave up haha. I was so tempted to lie but decided i should face my punishment :D

Mr C " Ok you all sprint one round around the track and every second longer you take than a minute, you have to do one push up. So we run like run, im definately not a sprinter haha, was like 3rd out of the 12 people. Peng Yi sprinted like some dog man. I got 1 minute 20seconds haha, so i had to do 20. Then i do do do. Then i finished and saw Aditiah halfway around the track. BLOODY JOKE. Then he was like walking already luh haha. Then when he reached. 2 minutes 48 seconds. JOKER. And he had to do 108 push ups. Then he said he do 20 first. His push ups are modified girl push ups omg. You just relax your butt and its a push up already.

And he was panting like mad haha. Then we did the usual 2 rounds, 40 sit ups and 20 push ups. That Aditiah is a joke luh. And yesterday Zi Ran was making fun of how he ate haha.

" See the Aditiah! Eating the noodle snack like he never eaten before. 'EH ADITIAH, DONT CHEW YOUR HAND WHEN YOUR EATING OK?"

Then Zi Ran was telling us how Aditiah choked on his saliva during Scouts training HAHA. Then he said he probably choke on oxygen haha. Theres never a dull moment around Zi Ran. Not only his jokes, HIS FACE HAHA. His expressions are hilarious cos he can open his eyes damnn big.

Then today had learning lab after wasting time in school. So good, for the first time, no compo or compre or summary, it was on vocab, grammar and sentence structuring. NOT SO TEDIOUS. THen after that we discussed on al the paranormal stuff. THE LOCH NESS IS FAKE OMG. ITS A ROBOT CONTROLLED BY SOME FREAKO. BUT THE BIGFOOT IS REAL. THE SCIENTISTS DID TESTS AND SAID IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE FOR A HUMAN TO MAKE SUCH HIGH FREQUENCY SOUNDS. omg.

HAIRY SASQUATCH ON THE LOOSE.HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!

And we saw this video on Area 51, its a American laboratory -TRUE- that supposedly keeps all the weapons, viruses and creatures that they dont want to expose to the world. Some say AIDS came from there and some say AIDS comes from the monkeys. Two animals that have AIDS are monkeys and armadillos.

SHOCKING, the videos show dissection of aliens, but was shaky cos he was doing it secretly.

Quote from Zi Ran : " Cheng Hui likes it in the butt "

85th 21/1/08

2008-01-21T03:24:00.000-08:00

Ok i dont have much time to blog but anyway, TODAY I RECEIVED MEDAL ON ASSEMBLY! I swear i was gonna crap my pants. But it went alright :D

Anyway i also brought Gerald , yes gerald gwee, and converted him :D My first convert haha. Hopefully he changes for the better. He said he found church fun too lol. Wait till he sees all the activities.

Oh no im running out of my biscuits for breakfast =( Next ill try to bring uhhhhh SEC ONES WAHAHA. This means Eden =P

I still cant believe the church soccer match got cancelled =( Lousy pitch problem.

WATCH THE AUSTRALIAN OPEN! SUPER NICE! I feel like playing tennis again now =P

Anyway my mum has been trying to make me eat wasabi nuts. Not peas, nuts. BIG ONES. Wasabi makes my nose feel like they are smoking. This friday got sec 1 campfire, which means PSLs have to go again, but on the bright side, i get to miss training hehe. I FEEL LIKE HAVING KFC BUT IM ENDING UP WITH RICE. Stupid sister, talked so much about wanting kfc, then last minute says that she doesnt want when im craving them so much already.

Bleh now i gotta go cook rice for my family dinner, so SEE YA.

This has to be the most beautiful, most peaceful place.... i've ever been to. 12/1/08

2008-01-12T05:36:00.000-08:00

SECONDARY ONE ORIENTATION CAMP!

WOOHOO LETS GO HANA!!!!

Haha alright so my group's name is Hana :D Its hawaiian for ACTION BABY! (cut out the baby)

So my group is pretty great, im paired w Mahdi and Wen Shuan to lead them, so as usual the beginning's a little awkward and we said Hi to them and all before heading to the Lecture Theatre.

So as usual, the first half of the camp was all the long talks on values and all, its boring but really meaningful if you listen, which half of the sec 1s didnt do. But anyway they still knew our core values haha, FAITH SERVICE & COMMUNITY!

Then we watched a slideshow of us showing faith service and community. SILLY POSES AGAIN HAHAHA, i really really really really love those slideshows. So it ended then i brought them for peer support session ONE.

I got the pack of worksheets and pens and all. So it was the icebreakers, to end to know one another. So we wrote our name with an adjective that starts w the same letter as the first letter of our name. EG: Jovial joey, and as what one sec 1 wrote, HOT HUSSAIN.

Haha it was really fun, then when i was asking them to write, i realised i finally was in the position i dreamt of being in two years ago. The first day of Sji, i already made a promise to be a PSL and a great one too, so there i was =) Then we stuck them on, fooled around for a while before i split them up into pairs to talk to each other about their stuff.

Then sharing and all, and everyone was considerably closer luh. Then we went for Games #1!

1. Uhh, eh shit i forgot haha. Ok wait i remember a three legged race so we'll start w that :D

Ok it was a combination of Dog and Bone with Three Legged Race. You find a pair, tie a leg to your partners leg and hop towards the 'bone(water bottle)' in the centre. You can either win by grabbing the bone and getting back to your base without getting touched by your opponent, or just wait for the opponent to grab it and touch them so you win. Looked really, hard and most of all, PAINFUL. Small tight rope tied around their leg, surely get ropeburn luh. We lost badly though haha, i think it was 7-3. Cos the PSLs didnt play :D

2. Ok i think we did the Water Bomb Catapult!! So everyone found a pair as usual, since it was about team work, and one has to take their shirt off. SO as usual everyone resorted to the thing Sji guys do when making a decision. SCISSORS PAPER STONE. So one by one they took their shirt off and each person held one end.

Then theres a net, you have to lob the water bomb above it to the opponents field, without going out of the court and hope they dont catch it or it bursts when they catch it. Super fun, Mahdi got super wet from a waterbomb that hit his pants haha. In the end we won 5-4 :D Close match haha. Then i took a bomb and threw it at one of the facilitators haha, he got soaked =P

But then two sec 1s, Anjan and Hussain got into a quarrel cos apparently one pushed another and me and mahdi had to break it up and it became alright =)

3. Mass Dutch Skipping! Ok so theres a guy holding each end of the rope, and the rest goes in the middle. And the guys swing the rope and they all try to jump over it. Beginning not even one but after trying their limit was 6, continuously. Ok for Sec 1s luh, during our training camp, our team got 26 times :D So after that there was a competition, whoever jumps out of time and got caught or snagged by the rope, they go out. Then it got lesser and lesser people till left Eden( Small active guy) and Ms Wee ( The class teacher/Ncc teacher) In the end Ms wee won luh, she was a high rank in army last time haha.

4. MINE FIELD! Ok we didnt really do it cos they said we had to go back haha. BUT I GOT TO THROW HELL LOTA BOMBS!! I grabbed some bombs and ran before they stopped me and threw them at a facilitator and threw the rest at IMRAN WAHAHA. THey i took the plastic bags and made my own bombs. Imran kept missing so in the end he chased me and smashed it on my shirt haha, so my left side was soaking. Then i got the last bomb, and was chasing imran then, A SEC 1 TRIED TO SNATCH IT AND BURST IT! Grrrrrr, i nearly strangled him haha, but i just told him nevermind when he apologised.

Then we went back to the Lecture Theatre and Rui Zhi ( Head Prefect ) took a water bomb, dragged imran out and wanted to smash it in his face. THEN IMRAN MANAGED TO OVERPOWER RUI ZHI AND SMASHE DIT AT RUI ZHI. Totally makes no sense, The scout overpowered the Canoeist. Then we were all laughing like mad haha.

Then we did songs and cheers and everyone was pretty close by then :D

Then we went for dinner and all before heading to our classrooms. Then everyone changed and we played soccer! Enjoy playing w sec 1s heh, scored two hat tricks ( Girls, in other words, its 6 goals ). Best thing is they treat you like God when your better than them :D But then Mahdi joined their team and then it was equal already luh, they kept passing to us two luh, so we kept passing back to them so they could play too.

THEN SHOWER TIME WAHAHA!

So we brought them down, then followed them to the showers. Me and Wen Shuan had to make sure they completely stripped, AND AS A RESULT WE SAW HORRIFIC STUFF. Haha their shower more fun then my orientation camp, during our time, it was super strict so we couldnt play but then they were all slapping butts and dancing around haha. So we just let them play since we were all boys. When your done w the showers, you feel like doing it again since its al over, super fun one haha. Then we did Session two, on your stress level and all. Made them all draw figures of themselves.

HILARIOUS DRAWINGS. One reminded me of an even more spastic Mr Bean. So once again Mahdi and Wen Shuan was listening while i was to say everything again. Made them draw a life graph on their important ups and downs in their life before sharing it. Very imformative session. THen made them draw balloons and bricks, balloons symbolising the things that cheer you up in life and bricks that weigh you down in life. And finally, draw a water level, the higher it is, means that your drowning in pressure and the lower it is, shows that your very relaxed. As usual all the sec 1s put at their toes and al while the PSLs were putting it at super high haha.

So after that we were all super close already luh. Then we all went for NIGHT WALK!

It was like a Amazing Race SJI. First clue was " Time for computer studies " So we let them do it themselves, not giving any hints and they got it right. So we did charades against another group! Its like someone hears the word from Rui Zhi and tries to use hand signals to let the team guess what the word is. But no talking and no mouthing the words. WE LOST WAHAHA, only mahdi participated cos we were only short of one person.

Then next clue, some weird holy phrase with the word Beurel in it. So they headed to the library and did the Hands feets and legs game. Like the guy tells you, 15 hands, 18 legs and 5 butts with 8 knees. And the whole team has to have those stuff touching the floor luh. We won :D But yet again, winning isnt everything, its what you learn from that =)

Then next it was, i dunno some thing to do with squash cos they set off for the squash court very quickly haha. Then we just chilled at the seats while they did their activity haha. Then we went to do a keyboard game, where there are many letters around in a square but you cant step inside and you have to tap it to spel they word they said. The word was Saint Josephs Institution.

The sec 1s screwed it up cos one guy was dreaming away and kept pressing the wrong button so we lost haha. THen the final one was uhh, i not sure i was lying on the bench heh. Then they went to do their activity was ran to the Lecture Theatre since we were done. WE WERE THE FIRST TEAM! Well not much of a deal but the sec 1s were very happy and me and mahdi got to play with the mikes so we were happy to :D:D

Then it was supper, pizza bread! I took 4 servings haha. BUT I GAVE ONE AND A HALF TO MAHDI. So its not alot =P Then Ms Tan ( Sec 2 Form Teacher ) chatted with me about the leadership position, she thought i was doing great :D And Ms wee ( Ncc teacher ) said she did the right thing about nominating me as PSL. She said i was one of the best :D:D Flattery gets you everywhere haha. AND I GOT PROMOTED RANK IN NCC WAHA. Finally, now im Corporeal :D

Then it was reflections. THE SEC 1S WERE SO LUCKY! Ours had candles and lasted 45 minutes at 1+ am so it was super sleepy! Especially with Rui Zhi praying. THeir lasted only 10 minutes so it was alright. So the sec 1s went to sleep while the PSLs sneaked around haha. Brandon and Wee Kiat sneaked out to the Esso cos the SECURITY GUARD WAS SLEEPING HAHA. Then in order to hide the chips and drinks, they put it in the pants so Mahdi kept putting his hands in his pants and pulling out a lays chipand eating it hahahaha.

Then went to sleep.

"-GIRLY GIGGLING-"

-Felt some ticklish thing as my side-

"-MORE GIRLY GIGGLING-"

Then i flipped around and they all SCREAMED.

Yes screamed. Disturb me when i want to sleep luh. So i ended up playing soccer with them again haha. Then breakfast, bee hoon with hotdog and fishball.

Before we went for a short talk, then games part 2!

1. WITHOUT DOUBT THE MOST FUN GAME EVER! Sock game!

Everyone takes off their shoes and socks, and tucks their sock in their pants. So everyone has to run and try to snatch the sock out of the opponents pants, (theres a piece of sock dangling out to grab ). We were one person short so I WENT IN TO HELP MUAHAHAHA. I snatched like countless socks luh, they are so easy to catch them so i just sprint and snatch it and sprint back haha. So you put the socks snatched on your chair, and the opponent can revived those people without a sock by stealing the socks we snatched from our chair. So some defended and some attacked. We owned them flat haha. THen all the PSLs played and Me, Mahdi and Wen Shaun won even moe easily haha. Last time during training camp we won flat too haha, thats why it was fun for us =)

2. MINE FIELD, NOW WE REALLY PLAY!

So they draw a grid, and you are to move forwards, backwards or sidewards to get to the end. Once you step on a mine, you get water bombed haha. SUper fun, luh our sec 1s won, they super lucky luh. THey got it real fast. Then they started bombarding us. I caught one and threw it back but Sarsin caught it again haha. Lucky luh or else all the PSF( Peer Support Facilitators) would be soaked.

3. Spider web!

THeres a web of strings and you have to get across without touching the strings more than 3 times. It was a basic game but the PSFs were super friendly and fun so it was great =)

I nearly got a perfect score with Mahdi but was both got caught at the end, gotta be really small sized or really tall to get over it hah. So Wen Shuan and Hussain got through easily.
Hussain is 134cm! Real short but hes super funny and cute luh. He keeps looking at me, gives this cheeky smile and say hi, hi,hi,hi,hi,hi over and overhaha. THen when i dont say hi back he says im unfriendly hahahaha. As for Wen SHuan, hes super tall so he just stepped over all the strings hahahaha.

Then we did Session 3. Trust and feelings. DId a trust circle and everyone was asked to relax, taking turns to be passed around the circle. And then breaking into pairs, taking turns to fall whle the partner catches you. Then we did the Secret Message game, one piece of paper, your name and it gets passed around while everyone writes someone about one another. Was very contented with my comments =)
Then Mahdi left for The Arena photo-taking, GOOD LUCK MAHDI AND BRANDON AND EMMANUEL!

So me and Wen Shan brought them to the PAC(Performing Arts centre) and practised the badge pinning session. Then after that we went back to class and tried rehearsing when to do for their bonfire, thats in two weeks. I was really tired cos i slept at close to 3 and woke at 6.30 so i went to sleep on a bench outside the lesson haha. STUPID BRANDON! He saw me sleeping, called my name and said Mr Ang is coming. SO I SHOT UP FROM THE BENCH and realised he was joking. stupidddddd!

Then after an hour the class PSLs called me to wake up and helped them. THe class was chaotic luh, no control. 7 PSLs and they couldnt control a class -.- So i went in, fooled awhile w the sec 1s before Wen Shaun starting scolding me for not helping them. SHOCKING RESULTS MAN. I shouted once at them to keep quiet and them all went silent. Power :D Then i banged the tables of those sleeping and told them to wake up. So cool luh, so instead of giving them the song of what to do, i gave them two choices and they picked one before we started making out the plot. Then Ashraf asked who they thought was the best PSL and they said it was me. My heart melted luh haha, seriously. Meant a whole lot to me haha, Ashraf expected them to say it was him so he was choking abit haha.

Then we did a performance for Ms wee before we went to the PAC to do the badge pinning. The parents were all waving to the students haha, then we went to pin them. The students all looked so constipated luh. So i shaked the hands and hugged him, they all so stiff, only two out of 5 hugged back aha.

Then we went back while the parents came to fetch them. Then when saying Bye, all the sec ones came to hug me OMG. I felt so touched like, all swarm around me saying bye joey and some did the hip hop hug thing, grab hand, tighten, pull the guy closer and smack his back. The satisfaction was so great =) Finally fulfiled a dream haha. And now ill bring them to church WAHAHA!

Anyway, looooooong post for those that read all the way, BYE EVERYONE!

83th post, 8/1/08

2008-01-08T04:59:00.000-08:00

Hey everyone! Today i was super tired luh, I FELL ASLEEP TWICE IN CHEM! Felt horrible when Mr chen had to wake me up both times and he didnt even scold me =) Then i went to rub my eyes with water haha.

Anyway today i went for my first A.Prime tuition, its at coronation plaza there. Its prety good, i saw Adelia(I think thats how you spell it), a scgs girl thats in my Learning Lab tuition to. Did simultaneous equations. Next week got test already on simultaneous equations haha.

Now im cooking pizza :D And tomorrow we are taking height and weight! I can finally see my height now haha. Cant wait for this friday, orientation camp! Im going to make loads of friends with the secondary ones xD Then ill bring them all to church haha.

Plus right now im inviting 4 sji guys to next weekends service. Gonna miss this weeks because of the orientation camp, ima go eat my mozarella pizza now! BYE!

4th January.

2008-01-04T06:32:00.000-08:00

WAIT MY BLOG IS BEING REVIVED RIGHT NOW RIGHT HERE!

Today was the first unit meeting!! First games :D Some husband and wife thing haha. Super fun luh, run around a circle of people with a partner and must hold hands, then you tap a pair and you two have to run a circle around the friends in opposite directions to get to the empty seats before the other pair. Sounds like complicated but its pretty simple haha. Got those dumb skateboarders that are skating around when theres a sign saying No Skateboarding -.- IRONIC

Then praise and worship and the sadddd announcement.

Our groups were being split up into smaller groups to help other schools and groups get more people in their schools.

1.Keith thanks for being my shepherd and good luck chionging for HCI =)
2.Jem's my new shepherd so i hope i can get to know you better =)
3.Bye ZJ good luck chionging for HCI too =)
4.Bye Chermaine, Raynerd and Jeron, good luck helping out the other schools, we wil miss you and good luck :D
5. CENTRAL D LETS GO AND CHIONGGGG!!!!

Cant wait for the sec 1 orientation, i must get to know the sec 1s and bring them to Y-HOPE CHURCH!!!!!

how ya like that.

2008-01-01T00:58:00.000-08:00

Hey guys sorry for the long absence, trying to enjoy as much holidays as possible haha. Noooo tomorrow is school! Boringgggggg.. But ill be able to blog much more, because my dad said no more games =(

Anyway HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL! BYE!

Jesus! Everything feels different, everything feels different yea. I know, its not the same, my life will change. I wanna be with you!

2007-12-12T22:37:00.000-08:00

Justt came back from church camp WOOHOO!! Was soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much fun! 4D 3N pure worship :D

Anyway first day it was raining badly so SJI CG took the bus there, got off and got stranded at the bus stop. Then everyone was saying Yao Yi looked like Harry Potter in his SJI jacket haha. Then we prayed for the rain to stop, AND CHIONG. Used my bus as a hat haha, since it was water proof. So i didnt end up wet stomach upwards.

Then got inside and saw our bunks, woahhh so nice. Too used to school camps haha, dont even have a bed, AND THE MEALS WERE AWESOME!! First breakfast there was Lor Mai Kai and Koko Krunch and the drinks are like, apple juice, ice milo, Cordial. Lsat breakfast we even had hot dogs, buns and baked beans. So there was all the Praise and Worships, preaching and the concert! On the third night, no lights out and concert till 2am. I was with Ze Jie at the front with the FairField Methodist group, we went mad luh. We went onto the stage during songs and ran around in a line and screamed and jumped like crazy. THen everyone joined us and the stage became damn crowded. THen Keith joined us and we partied somemore haha, then after that, we went back, changed and went to play captains ball haha. THen everyone got tired and went to sleep but i went to play badminton. Kelvin was so good luh, i kept missing the shuttle since i haven played in 2 years since primary school, but after awhile i got more used to it and could play properly :D

Then we played captains ball again, this time with the FFM group, they play so well, its constant action all the time and constant RUNNING. Me, Kelvin, Desmond and Raynard were attacking like mad while Nicholas kept knocking the ballout of their catchers hands haha. Then we went back to bunks at 8+, showered then went for breakfast. Now im super sore luh, right arm and legs all got pulled muscles and my back hurts horribly now, i feel old.

Anyway, just made Mac and Cheese so ima go eat it while watching friends :D

Ill post the America soon, i promise!

CHurch camp rocks! Got spiritually baptised :D THANKS SJI CG!

2007-12-02T21:56:00.000-08:00

Wait a minute they aint back yet.

I cant get two songs outta my head.

1. Popozao - Kevin federline (yes i know its amazing)
2. Apologise - Timbaland + One Republic.

SAVE ME!!

Its britney, bitch.
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SHES GONE PREGGERS AGAIN!

2007-12-02T21:35:00.000-08:00

i feel like smackin izzys sunken arse.

Tag b efore leaving =)

Last night here in SF. Gonna miss everything although im missing singapore now =P

Went up Mount Diablo today. Love the name haha, diablo is spanish for devil :D

45 minutes before reaching the top in car. MOTION SICKNESS!

At the top, freezing gales of wind. It was close to the clouds luh.

Went for a giant lunch for pasta and pizzas and stuffed myself silly.

EVERYONES HOME! Time to go =P

2007-12-02T00:55:00.001-08:00

Posting notes:

1.Disneyland
2.Universal studios

My face is cracking up.
My hands are itchy.
Its 1am.

I MISS SINGAPORE.
I MISS SERVICES.
I MISS blahblahwecangoonallday.

Two more days and ill do a mega post on the theme parks!

Please leave a tag before leaving.

2007-11-28T22:26:00.000-08:00

Ok im feeling excited because tomorrow im going universal studios, yet i feel strangely sad. Ahh well.

Ok today was the slack day. Planned to go downtown today so we could sleep in =)

WHEW JUST LOST THE UNIVERSAL TICKETS FOR 5 MINUTES. Dad told me and we went on a frantic search and found them under our toiletries pouch. Heh thank goodness now we found it.

Anyway we went to Dennys for breakfast. We found it cos we had a small discount for it and its a super nice american style diner. JUST LIKE WHAT I SEE IN COMICS AND TV. Jukebox, toybox and the nice red seats.

I had my all meat lovers breakfast. Wow. 3 pancakes, 2 sausages, 3 scrambled eggs, one super fat slice of ham and some hashbrowns. Was my breakfast and lunch haha, then rushed back to the hotel, grabbed bubble gum and stuff and rushed off. Took the bus blah blah blah and reached there. BORING. Well for me and my dad, the girls took off straight away then i found this nifty game shop and played there all the way ahah. Was playing some fighter thing and this friendly guy came along and played w me. Apparently he was an expert haha, he was telling me all the moves but nothing went in, too complicated haha. First time i got owned haha. Then second time onwards i started winning :D Super close fight and loads of fun too. Then walked around in the store till 6+ before going for dinner.

Went for a rainforest cafe, so cool!! The crocodile was so realistic, it rushes forward and snaps the jaws and its in this swamp place that has mist and everything. Then we sat right in front of gorillas espeacially this big one and my sis didnt dare to sit close to it haha. Then after awhile, it turned all dark and there was lightning, the gorillas moved and banged their chests and elephants shaked and all. Super nice :D

Then we went back, had a nice bath and all. CANT WAIT WOOHOO. Tomorrow universal studios and tomorrowtomorrow going disneyland haha. My parents say the Indiana Jones ride is super good.

Tip: In america, you have to tip 10-15%. THE WAITERS CAN BE RICH.

Oh and i won a reindeer for my sister yesterday haha, from the toybox. The one thats full of toys where you put in 50Cents and aim it to pick. My dad was scoffin us cos he said he saw people played 10 dollars and got nothing. So i won the reindeer for my sis and proved my dad wrong :D My sis was shaking the reindeer by its sleighs like some deranged woman. Then this morning i won 2 more Rudolphs and one santa claus. This small boy tried to win the reindeer but couldnt so i gave one reindeer to him haha, he looked so happy (:

ok ill blog a lil.

6. Sister's slim water thingy:

Wa lao my sister went to get this skinny water, two cartons of it at Target. Its so sweet! Makes me even thirstier. She believed it in cos it said it helps you lose weight and fat. Dumb.

So me and my dad needed plain water so we bought a gallon of fresh water.

7. Trolley:

My sister suddenly wanted to sit on the trolley at Target haha, AND SHE REALLY DID. After taking awhile to try and climb on it, she got on. Could barely steer it given her weight, she was afraid it would break haha.

California Adventure Park

Woooo we entered all hyper and all. Decorations and blahblah then we went to the bakery and looked around and we saw this ride. Soaring California.

So cool, it was early and weekday so it wasnt crowded ( Thank God ) It was like a simulation, so we fly up in our seats and go through all the things like forests and mountains. Got the pine smells and everything, so realistic.

Then our next ride was uhh, i think we had some cookies and cinnamon rolls for snacks and ate ourselves full before stumbling across CORN DOGS. What a waste, no more space for corn dogs then we saw them. GIGANTIC WEENIES. Longer then your faces and monstrously thick. One word. American.

Then we went for Mul-something-, forgot the name haha. It was a 4 person ride mini roller coaster to warm up for the california screaming. Was alright, not scary but thrilling cos it was years since my last roller coaster. My dad was complaining of his back pain haha. Then we went for this Orange Stinger because my sister wanted to go, its those spinning rides then there were bee sounds and all in the orange, i was afraid my shoes would fly off haha. Had to make my mum go on it then we went on. Rather short ride though.

Then we went for THE SCREAMIN.

Oh wait we went for the drop ride first haha. It those that shoot up and drop down shoot up and drop down. Had to convince my mum even more haha. Finally she went, actually only the first shoot up was exciting, i felt like i was gonna pee haha, then drop down then after that it was alright already.

Then THE SCREAMIN!

Super cool ride, we waited and waited then went for it. Its like beginnning disney music and we go pretty slow then it stops at the bay. And it goes " Launching in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. boom.

WAAAAOOOOOOWWWWW all the screams, first time i sat on a coaster that shoots upwards. Normally it goes slowly up before dropping and going fast. So it shoots up and drops down and twist twist shoot up drop, twist twist shoot up drop then a loop that goes upside down and it goes up and down and goes through a series of ups and downs before it twists and stops haha. Our hair ends up like cotton candy, MESS.

Then me and my sister went for two more times haha. Super fun i was screaming at people. Second time we went out to the bay then there were people watching us. So this small boy was looking at us and it went, Launching in 5, then i was going 'WAAAAAAOAOAOAOAOAWW' and the boy starting tugging at his mums shorts and pointing at me before BOOM and we went haha.

Then i went on the third time w my sister and was screaming at this old lady at the bay haha. Then she gave me this disapproving frown before i boomed. Me and my sister was screaming like mad on the second and third ride. So fun haha.

Then we went on A Bug's Life 3D show. Super nice, we wore the specs and sat on what we thought were normal seats, seemed so normal la. Then it started, the stinkbug was first and it sprayed stuff at us and we could smell something LIKE FART OMG. Seemed so real. Then came some bug thing that shoots poisonoues spines at us. It swivelled past our face and felt so real. Then dung beetle and after that the evil locust guy came on.

ATTACK! He said we were enemies or something haha. Then it went all dark, childrens cried, the all the flies came, and they said stingers. I expected stuff to shoot at us but suddenly i felt something poking our back haha, all the screams came out from girls and it was super real. Then after that a song and they said, remain seated while the beetles and cockroaches go off or something haha. Then we thought it was just speech and suddenly could feel stuff crawling at our arses haha. So realll.

Then there was the high school musical performance and everything that we ignored. We went to eat the giant corn dogs. 2 for 4 of us to share. Soooooo big la, my dad wanted to get 3 somemore. He always gets too much haha. Then went to the hollywood tower of terror. Super long queue, it said 35 minutes wait. We just went and then it had some technical difficulties so alot of people left so the line got much shorter haha.

Went inside this room and it was super nice. Got hotel staff pretending like it was raining and he told us to wait in the room cos the rooms were full. The there was lightning out of the windows and all. Then the vide played about long ago the lift was connected to the Twilight Zone and lightning struck and people got teleported there and all. Then got a small boy crying and everything while his sister (small girl too) was quiet haha. Embarassing, haha. Then we went in, buckled, then all the stuff about entering the twilight zone and it went all dark then could see the ghosts far away beckoning us to go forward and there was stars everywhere. Then suddenly we shot upppppp then reached the top, the doors opened and we could see the whole park and everyone was screaming then suddenly it was just free fall drop and everything was flashing and rumbling, superrr cool. My parents loved it haha, my mum was cltuching my dads hand haha. Real nice. Anyway, that was about it in there.

OH WAIT, there was the Grizzly run haha, the water ride. Had to drag my sister. She didnt budge until my dad said no more shopping if she didnt go then she went w me haha. We didnt wear the raincoats and went straight ahead on it haha. Wasnt scary but pretty wet. Luckily the geyser didnt shoot up when we were around. It just went on the lowest when we were over it haha, we were w a dad and his son who rode the ride 12 times already haha. They said its worst when your with all the heavy adults and the weight makes more water splash and esp if the geyser goes to its max when your near and you get soaked haha.

Anyway, TOMORROW IM GOING UNIVERSAL STUDIOS!!! My parents say its gonna be better than californian adventure park :D Cant wait haha, had to wake up early tomorrow, BYE.

2007-11-27T21:50:00.001-08:00

Friday : ICE SKATING AND CELEBRATING MY GODMUMS BIRTHDAY
Saturday: FISHERMANS WHARF
SUNDAY: Farmers market and Costco
MONDAY: Target and crepes

OK ILL DO A MEGA POST WHEN I GO BACK TO SINGAPORE W PICTURES AND VIDEOS AND ALL.

Went to California's Adventure Park today, woohoo awesome.

Stuff to blog about when i go back

1. California Screaming
2.Hollywood's Tower Of Terror
3. Mul-something- ( Mini Roller Coaster )
4. Giant Drop Ride
5. Screaming at the young boy and old lady on the ride.

ILL MAKE A GIANT POST WHEN IM BACK =) Time for a feast of rubbish( Chips and ritz biscuits and peanuts and blah blah blah

Oh yea 6. My sisters slimming water thingy.
7. My sister sitting on the trolley in Target.

2007-11-24T00:31:00.000-08:00

1. MY RIGHT BUTT CHEEK IS SORE.
2. IM ROASTING MY FEET AT THE HEATER LIKE ROASTED COFFEE BEANS.
3. im going fisherman's wharf tomorrow :D
4. MY RIGHT BUTT CHEEK HURTS.
5. Ice skating was fun :D
6. Ima go watch psychic show now, super cool, blog abt today tomorrow =)
7. Still roasting feet w sore butt cheek.

U.S BABY!

2007-11-22T20:45:00.001-08:00

Alright finally here in America after waiting for so long. For some reason, everytime the plane is landing, i get this massive toothache that causes excruciating pain. As in seriously luh, gonna go check it out in Singapore.

Anyway, first night, i met my two godsisters, Cassandra and Tricia. OMG THEY BECAME SO.BLOODY.CUTE.

Sweetest things on Earth really.

Cassandra speaks in some muffled tone while Tricia has awesome English for her age esp. going to be primary 2 next year for Singapore education system.

So the tooth ache, took like 6 painkillers for it to stop momentarily so i could sleep, woke up, nose bled for the first time, didnt know it felt so weird to nosebleed haha. Then more painkillers, and finally slept

Thank goodness when i woke up it was gone. Not entirly but most of it. Then we had croissants for breakfast (Im staying at my godmum's house!), did some puzzles w Tricia, played catch w Cassie(Cassandra) and then we went off to Target. Its like our supermarkey. Sells everything ranging from food to utensils to games. Bought some thick clothing, it was around 15 celsius then. Great weather. Wore my flesh imp coat and went off again. After awhile or so the adults went around so i took care off the children. As usual my sister abandons so im left alone. Had to carry Cassie cos she kept signalling she wanted to be carried so i quickly did it before she started wailing. Brought them to see Christmas trees, toys. Then i went to buy some Night of the living dead dvd. After that we found them, and we left. Went to eat lunch at a crepe shop that i went in p6 when i came to San Francisco called Crepe-A-Go-Go with a picture of a man holding a crepe and eating it while riding on his motorbike. Great as usual and i put too much Tabasco sauce as usual again haha. Then drank some water, not enough then i went outside and breathed in the cold air haha, better than water to cool off the spiciness. Then we went to this coffee place to have coffee. Have some pictures, ill upload when i get back. Great coffee esp in cold weather. Mum went to a bead shop to buy her supplies. Seventy bucks la wth. And thats American dollars mind you. Then we went to shop and all then went to a restaurent for dinner. I had clam chowder in a sourdough bread bowl :D Mum and sis had a salad thing that was great too and my Godpa had sandwiches. Then we shopped more and it turned cold so if you breathed out warm air you could see the mist. Then the females continued shopping while the guys and my two godsisters went home. Had to entertain them somemore before they went to bed when the girls came home. Watched my zombie movie :D My dad was scoffing at my type of shows until he saw abit, stayed to watch more, and eventually sat down and watched with me xD Zombie movies are addictive. Although it turned out uncensored so there was f words flying around all the time. There was a sex scene too luh, then zombies came in, they ran to the car. Female got in, male tried to get in w zombies swarming, failed and got eaten in his boxers. Female trapped inside trying to get out when shes naked omg. Boobs flying around and she got eaten anyway. Blah blah usual story, daughter got eaten while trying to eavesdrop on the 'adult talk', smoker dude got bitten, farmer guy got bitten, turned into zombie, one girl got eaten. AYA EVENTUALLY ALL DIED EXCEPT FOR ONE GIRL who just gave herself in. So all died. So sad. Turned out some madman at the mortuary was keeping dead bodies cos he was afraid of fire and didnt dare to burn the bodies and he ending up keeping zombies.

Ahh well, then woke up this morning. Two godsisters watching Strawberry shortcake, ate cinnamon rolls and Cassandra was afraid of watching a new cartoon and kept saying she wanted Dumbo. So cute luh her speech. Fyi, Cassandra is 2+, tricia is 8+.
Then it was thanksgivin so all shops were closed. Got the turkey set, baked it, i fooled around, had turkey then played a game of monopoly, BRAND NEW SET WOAH.

Then went for apple pie w ice cream, the friggin giant tub of Ben and Jerry's is just 4 dollars. AND ITS THE GIANT TUB.

Then lousy sister didnt want to play anymore so we ended the game halfway, my godmum's neighbour came over and had some pie. I heard apple pie is America's international dish :D Like baseball is their sport.

I was deemed as the 'children entertainer' -.- Kept the two girls laughing with goblins, evil bunnies and bouncing pumpkins. Ahh well, easy to entertain them. My lips are all so dry now luh cos of the dry weather. On the bright side, i have close to no pimples now and my cheetos have gone for 2 nights without getting cold xD

Anyway, tomorrow going to the petting zoo and ice skating :D:D

ANYWAY SEEYA!

PS: Gonna bathe now, the shower rocks balls man, so nice and warm xD

2007-11-19T08:28:00.000-08:00

Ok something super unfair just happened and im pissed off but, in 16 and a half hours, ill be on an airplane to America so, il be HAPPY.

Listening to 98.7 on my handphone, mutton ROCK! THeir show is always funny haha, i cant wait cant wait to go to America :D

San Francisco, LA and Las Vegas =) LA for the theme parks, San Francisco for close to everything and Las Vegas for uhh.. i dunno but it sounds cool :D

Had my Lamda speech examination today, did pretty ok i think haha. Talked about my mother in, Talk about the person you know. Spoke for about 12 minutes haha, just kept going and going.

Marcus the joker spoke for half a minute haha, he finished the whole test in 3 minutes, 1 minutes given the examiner writing comments while he waited. Mine was around 20 minutes haha. For local issues, i put Integrated resorts, thanks to my sister suggesting it. For global issues I put global warming. Haha i put global warming for a reason ;D

I suspected loads of people would put global warming so hopefully, the examiner would be bored of it and pick my local topic, IR. THe examiner is supposed to choose one out of the two. And she did haha, i put all my luck on that. Forget global warming stuff already haha. Then i played Zac's PSP while he was taking his test. SILENT HILL, WAHA! I got killed by the first monster haha. Some faceless nurse. Marcus was laughing like mad at me haha. I DIDNT KNOW HOW TO ATTACK. then the nurse kept stabbing me with the bloody syringe. Finally i played again and smashed the nurse with the hammer and mashed its face with my foot to kill it haha, gruesome game yet destressing.

I really really really want a PSP =S

Then Zac's mum dropped me and Marcus off and we took 66 home. Marcus is going America soon in 2 weeks =)

Saw Matt Lim for the last time at school, he's moving to NJ. Take care dude and have fun =)

My sandfly bites are finally recovering. At the Pulau Ubin camp(read below), i got 35 bites on both my hands and THEY SWELLED. Scary sight really, when i went to church service, Ze Jie and Yao Yi seemed scared of me haha. My sister calls me measles boy now haha. Now it shrunk but there are still red dots.

Service was awesome, best service so far. Pastor Jeff was so funny, songs were great and there was the spirit. Jem Lee came too so since we had two Jems, we called one Big Jem and another Small Jem haha. Jem Lee didnt convert get, but that day there were many new converts =) Nevermind, we will get more for our SJI cell group! Planning to hit 100 :D

Anyway, after that we went to Meridian for a meeting, super fun, and then we went to the foodcourt. Took some pictures with my sisters old camera haha, she got the new nikon one so i inherited her old one. Here they are

Mashed up jelly haha, was squishing it in a plastic bag and they were scared it would burst in their faces haha.

007 Ze Jie hahaha

Edwin looking super blur haha

Err, no comments cos i goten run, Ze Jie is gonna kill me when he sees i posted this xD

No comments too haha.

im.back.

2007-11-16T01:18:00.000-08:00

Hey everyone i know i know its been long. Didnt feel like blogging alot for quite a while but now I've got THE BLOGGING ITCH. Nah its just the sandfly bites on my hands.

Just came back from a camp at Pulau Ubin. Horrendous. First time my seniors organised this camp so it was damn badly done. We got the weird camp site that was home to a PURE BLACK DOG. Looked pretty well fed for a stray. Wonder what they eat haha.

Anyway we lugged our bags to the Changi Jetty or whatever and boarded the bumboats. Tian Kai paid for my group :D THANKS A LOT DUDE!~ It was supposed to be 2 bucks each. So we hopped on the boat and me and Bryan David were laughing at this weird spinning thing.

Me: Eheh, whats that? -points to a spinning bar thingy-
BD: Uhh i think its a satellite.
- Both stare at the weird thing that has a spinning long red bar-
And we start laughing haha.

Its like some machine thats spinning a long bar, SO COOL but i dont know what it does heh.

Then we reached. I EXPECTED IT TO BE SO MUCH MORE INDUSTRALIZED. Its like Ace camp all over again. See a couple of bike shops, a coffeeshop with old men drinking coffee and lots of dirt. So we went to some flat ground and laid our bags there. Then our group, Group A at that point of time, gathered like other groups and sat down. We were supposed to come up with a group name, a slogan and a cheer.

Zhi Yong( Senior in charge of our group ) : Ok im supposed to let you all do this yourself.
-Then why the heck did he sit with us, ahh well-
Zhi Yong : Ok first come up with a group name
Me: Lets call ourselves The Niggers.

Zhi Yong didnt really approve and a few other names came up but in the end we went ahead with The Niggers :D

Zhi Yong : Ok what about the slogan?
Omar: I know! ' Theres no such thing as a black nigger '
-Then everyone stared at him-
Omar: Because a nigger is already black, so he cant be a black black what.

Uhh weird logic but we went ahead with it anyway haha.

Then for the cheer i came up with a simple one since nobody was saying anything.

Me: Lets try
Black People are here to stay,
Niggers Niggers all the way! ( Notice it rhythms :D Just saying)
Niggers rule!

Then we decided Omar to shout the last line since, well, he was the Indian and sort of our team mascot haha.

So after that we had team wrestling haha. Its like what rugby players do, push as a team. Ours didnt win heh, ANYWAY, after that we had the cheers.

All the cheesy names man, Dynamite , Dino -something,i forgot- , the rest were even weirder.

Then came ours. THE NIGGERS!

So we cheered then dunno why Omar said something after our cheer

Black People are here to stay!
Niggers Niggers all the way!
-Omar says : Niggers rule! YAMA!-

No idea what that was haha.

After that we began the long walk to our camp site and arrived as this muddy area. Then we got our food. 15 packs of cup noodles, a can of curry chicken, a can of sausages, a can of luncheon meat, a loaf of breads and 2 containers of Nyonya Kaya and Pandan Kaya.

Not bad for camp food though haha. So we started out setting up the tents. To rooty area, so we just picked the best spot we could find. After that we had lunch. Heating up of water, getting curry cup noodles from BD (THANKS) and finally eating.

Then we had Orienteering. 5 points so i thought it would be ok. Had Tian Kai and me ( Orienteering team) so i thought even more alright. Results : SCREWED UP.

They made us get the points in order so it was like ging from one side of Pulau Ubin to the other side over and over. And the others wouldnt run, Zhi Yong made us stick together and the toilet smelled like dead people.

Even worse, we ran out of water haha. Horrid conditions. Lucky there was an OPEN drinks stall at our 4th point. I bought one 100 plus, one bottle of mineral water and one bottle of 7-up. THIRSTINESS!

Then we went to visit the mum of Ms wee's friend. First, we tried fetch water from a well. Lol nobody succeeded in getting the whole bucket out. only the master, the grandmother :D Then we saw her toilet and bathroom, a hole. -Promised not to say anything =P-

After finally filling out a pail of well water, we brought it to her house. Then we washed our faces with the water. SO COOLING. Ms Wee said because it was rainwater.

Then we had the nightwalk. After everyone was so tired, we had night walk. OMG. There were 3 activities. One was the trust walk, another was the night walk, lastly was the duo night. The trust walk i was the ic so i had to guide my group that was blindfolded outside a path with obstacles by using clock directions.(9 o' clock or 3 o'clock etc.) Ms Wee said my instructions were clear :D. Then came night walk. FIrst time walking around here then Ms wee said very comforting words.

Ms Wee: Boys, this is our first time coming here so there is no guarentee we will be able to find our way back to camp site.

And she wanted all lights off so it was pitch dark, literally couldnt see anything. Then we reached the beach when we could see by the moonlight. Half an hour of rest, a few people fell asleep including me haha, had a horrible headache. Then we walked to the forest for our duo night. I paired up with John so we were waiting for our turn and he sat down. I felt tired so i wanted to seat down too. I got behind him, put my hands on the floor. And felt it get swarmed by unknown stuff. OW OW OW OW OW OW OW! Bites everywhere, SUPER PAIN WTH! Then Eng Chik came over and shined, bloody column of giant ants walking in a line and i apparently put my hand in their path. Dumb luck. John just missed them so he jumped up once he saw the ants beside him haha. Then we went in. Ants everywhere around our area so i was constantly swatting them WHILE JOHN FELL ASLEEP. After 20 minutes he woke up and we starting talking about a new game, BioShock hahahaha. It was meant to be reflection.

Then we went back to campsite, out of our 5 people in or group. 2 slept in the tents haha, me, Tian Kai and Bryan Tan slept outside. Loved it. Nice and cool. It was actually freezing but i slept in my long army uniform so it was just nice for me. Then it started raining at 3+. Tian Kai woke me up so i sat long dazed, looked around. I just turned around before seeing two big dogs just behind me. Then their eyes were red colour cos of the moonlight, got a shock haha.we rushed inside and i had to bring my muddy boots in cos i FORGOT MY EXTRA SCHOOL SHOES. Dumb luh. Then it rained and rained and rained so we just slept in. Supposed to get up at 6+ for PT but we still stayed in all the way haha. Then at 8+ Zhi Yong cme and stole away our bread just when we were deciding to open it for our breakfast.

SO we waited and waited til they called us. We went there and had our bread with kaya. The Facilitators kept telling us to go back once we ate but our tent was flooding, there was sheltered so i just stayed despite them kept telling me haha. Argued with them about our tent until they finally let our group stayed under their hut. Then the owner of the land we were in, the black dog came along. I fed him KAYA muahaha, he loved it. Panda and Nyonya, gave him those that was done and had abit left at the base. He raped them to bits, it was sparkling clean once he was done haha.

So in the end we went back to Singapore without any activities YAY. Passed the rotating bar thing in the bumboat and laughed at it with BD again. Then we went to the beach area at changi. I cooked my noodles and went to sit at the beach with Alistair while chatting. EVeryone rushed to buy chips and drinks at the snack stall haha. Then we boarded bus, went to East Coast for our sec 4 farewell barbeque. GOODBYE SENIORS! Damien was in charge of food so being the perfectionist he was, he wouldnt let anyone get near. Dont know how he did it but he touched the hot grill at the charcoal pit and didnt even flinch. I took a can of 7-up and went with Harold to the beach and lay down talking about alot of stuff haha. Watched sunset, had fun until Benjamin came along and became noisy. So we just kept quiet until he went away xD

Then we went cycling and all until me and Harold decided to go for The Learning Lab so we got a cab and went there. A good samaritan helped us by fetching us to a place that was easy to hail a taxi. THANKS DUDE. Anyway it feels good to blog again =) Im back to it! BYE!

2007-09-04T02:14:00.000-07:00

70th post. Sadsad post, I've been stricken by an awful disease. BEHOLD, LACK OF FISH

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OH NO! THE PURPLE STOOLS!

I THINK MY BUTTS GETTIN BIG.

2007-09-03T01:52:00.000-07:00

Record broken but how long can i hold it there

OK. Went back to JPS on teachers day :D Stupid luh all the teachers not there.. Got to meet only a few. LIke Ms Roshidah and Tang Lao Shi. Then was chatting with Sharon, Wei Xuan, Azrin and some random sec 4 then just joined in. THen Melissa Tan came along :D World of a difference from before haha. Then we chat for a while before Melissa went in for her violin class, so we went to buy some tidbits and went to those chess tables for the ~~old uncles~~ elderly. Then we exchanged stories and chat till Melissa came out. Saw a few teachers more too :D Then we went to th market and chat somemore while Melissa's mum went to buy 4D. I also talked to Michelle Tan( Melissa's sister). MORE THAN A YEAR SINCE WE TALKED. My best Girl-friend in primary school. Then went home happily.

Chatted with Michelle somemore on MSN, damn funny convo. Check it out at her blog.

Today, just came back from study session at KAP with Zac and Ryan.Y. Haha this stupid woman came up to us and told us to buy something or scram. WE JUST FINISHED OUR MEAL LUH WA LAO. So Zac went to bu the 50cent icecream, then when he finished it, Ryan went to buy Mcflurry, so funny haha. Then i was trying to find Zac's music genre by letting him to listen to diff songs on my ipod, didnt manage to find it haha. Then he picked Avril's My Happy Ending and said he liked it haha.

I DONT WANT TO STUDY.

2007-08-30T18:47:00.000-07:00

Yea the hols are here. TOO BAD I HAVE TO STUDY DURING THEM =(

Just came back from meet the parent session. Took like 1 hour to go back and fro but the meeting was less than 10 minutes. FIrst time it was positive comments :D

YESTERDAY

Played soccer as usual during recess. Then Joel dribbled to the outer side so i went to tackle him. So he crossed and it hit some pudgy sec 1's hand. Then i ran toget the ball and the sec 1 thought that it was ME who kicked the ball at him. So he looked like he was gona cry.

Pudgy: I know you sec 2 but can dont bully sec 1 or not?
Me: Huh, it wasn't me, its that guy over there

Naturally he didnt believe me so i just ignored him and continued.. Then a few minutes later, Joel took so shot so i deflected it off... and it hit the sec one in the stomach.

So the sec 1 looked all red and started crying. I didnt notice at that time until he came up to me and started screaming.

Pudgy: YOU THINK YOU SEC 2 CAN BULLY SEC 1 IS IT??
Me: Dude, you got the wrong person, its Joel, that guy over there.
Pudgy: DONT LIE I SAW YOU KICK IT!
Me: -thinking-(Bloody Joel still laughing over there), gave the weird look

Then everyone was like staring already and my class people came over.

Howard: You know why? Its cos your ****ing short.

So pudgy tried to square up to me and i was like, looking down. Literally.

Me: Look, if you play soccer out of the soccer court, you can't expect the ball to never hit you.
Russell: Get hit by the ball only then like that.
Pudgy: I smash you in the balls see whether pain or not la!

Weirdo, i hit his stomach. Then he went on ranting.

Pudgy: I dont care, you come with me to the office now!

Like i was really going to just listen to him.

Pudgy: YOU PAY ME BACK ONE PENIS LA!

THen i was sniggering..

Dumb Joel, cause so much trouble then never say anything. And after that, another sec 1 was adjusting his specs when Joel rammed the ball and it hit him in the face. HARD.

So the sec 1 sorta punched his specs off his face lol. Bully.

Then after that it cooled down and we went back to class. TEACHERS DAY CELEBRATION!

15 servings of nuggets, large fries. 4 pizzas.

Silly old me thought it wouldnt be enough. I took one slice of pizza, and when i came back for another, it was all gone. Some selfish people went to take two at once so that they get two. Idiots.

Then once we said time to eat after prayer, Marcus grabbed two handfuls of french fries and stuffed them in his mouth and took two slices of pizza. HAHA HE LOOKED DAMN CARTOON.

THen didnt know why Ryan T was crying.. He wouldnt tell us why so i assumed the fod was gone too fast and he didnt have any more to eat. Heh.

Oh well. HAPPY TEACHERS DAY TO ALL TEACHERS YALL ROCK MY SOCKS OFF!

2007-08-26T01:23:00.000-07:00

OH man im bored.. I play warcraft whenever i get to use the computer so..... that means no blogging. SO SAD

Yesterday was the Jurong Primary Alumni. Elvin Ng was there haha, then caught up with loads of old friends.. There was games, 3 bucks for a ticket, wthh daylight robbery.. Anyway i went on the GIANT RUBBA SLIDE. BingYuan dint want to go cos he say very embarassing and childish. Then i kept trying to convince him then he said if Wei Xuan went, he would go. So we found Wei Xuan and he agreed then BingYuan was devastated. Then we bought he tickets then HE PANG SEH US LUH. Buy ticket for himthem he zhao. So we gave the ticket to Si Ying haha then she also thought it was childish. Then we went, SO FUN.SO PAIN.

Have to climb all the way up by using the side rope then my two blisters from playing soccer with shoes DAMN PAIN. Now i regret man.. But still it was super fun. BOunce bounce i so scared i bounce of the thing. Si ying said i was too heavy haha. She was screamin like a baby :D

Now my blisters hurt with every step. Ow. Ow. Ow.

2007-08-17T03:57:00.000-07:00

TIME TO REJOICE!!

FINALLY CTS ARE OVER.

Recently our chinese teacher is making us bring sweets if we dont do or bring anything. I accumalted till 4x so now i have to bring 4 sweets for everyone in class. I gave out this Juicy Fruit chewing gum, till wen xian made me give him the whole bottle lol. Only a few dared to eat cos it looks weird but those that ate asked for more haha. That time Meiji black chocolate was given out then when imran came in after chinese everyone flashed it at him.

Then Zi Ran the cartoon idiot. During English, we were doing a compre on gypsies that tell fortunes, then Mrs Loh was telling us about an experience of hers last time. She said she saw this tent and a long queue outside.

Mrs Loh:"Then i was wondering why so many people"
Zi Ran: " Free ice-cream"
Mrs Loh: -pursed lips-

HAHA not done yet. During Computer studies, Mr Su gave us this complicated assignment and after about 10 minutes he asked us to save. 1...2...3...(Mr Su took over our screens, it all switched to his)

Mr Su: Ok who did it already?
(Nobody raises up their hands)
(Then i saw the blur Zi Ran raise his hand and look around and realise he was the only one)
Gerald: You finish the assignment?!
Zi Ran: Huh no, i saved before Mr Su took over our computers
(Whole class roars with laughter)
Mr Su: I meant the assignment you twit, if you finish it before others the end of civilization is here.

Oh yea i forgot to bring my tie, but i still had the custom made tie Mr Su did for me with the hearts so i stapled it on and went. Then everyone was laughing and SURPRISELY, MR SU DIDNT DO ANYTHING. Then Imran had no tie so Mr Su took my tie and drew Imran on it before stapling it on Imran. HAHA.

And 2 days ago, due to the tension of the common tests, there are these gargantuan ants crawling all around our classroom. So there were like 20 ants on top crowding around and everyone was saying they were mass orgies. Then Zhan Xiang appeared with the broom and SWEPT THEM ALL DOWN. Then everyone started stamping on them. I was telling them not to kill them but obviously nobody listened so there was ant juice all over the ground after awhile. Then Mrs Loh appeared from behind.

She called those who killed to go outside. So i went inside with Russell and after awhile Mrs Loh said those who killed the ants go outside. Then me and Russell asked if we just watched need to go. She didnt reply so we just went. SOME GUY SAID MY NAME THAT I WAS INVOLVED. The hell, then i told Mrs Loh and she said she heard me saying, ANT SOCCER. Because Cheng Hui and Zi ran were kicking the ants around. THe hell say ant soccer also get in trouble. She nearly gave us a pink form(3 in a year and your out). Luckily she didnt.

SO TODAY GOT BACK MATHS. Stupid Zhan Xiang said i got 49.5 and Mrs Vastel pitied me and gave me 50 to pass. Then i was damn sad. Bloody idiot. And Mrs Vastel said that,Howard, RYan Tay and someone in the last half of the class (Register 18-33) failed. So it was damn tense and Yuveen was scared that he failed. Zi ran also had this feeling he failed. So Mrs Vastel slowly scrolled down and when it came to Zi Ran(register 30) it showed he failed. Then Yuveen was uber happy cos it meant he didnt fail, until it came to his (register 33). He failed too. LOL TURNS OUT 4 PEOPLE FAILED, NOT 3. Then there were about 3 who got 50. I got 71.3 :D Same as Kevin haha. Dumb Zhan Xiang, give me heart attack and distress for nothing.

TIME TO CELEBRATE!

2007-08-14T05:53:00.000-07:00

To confused people: I am not writing anything on my tagboard so anyone with my name is not me

Someone turned his insults against me so i've become some bulls eye target. Those who got insulted because of me im sorry.

Some people in the insulters, i thought yall were nice people but i guess im wrong

Avril Lavigne - When You're Gone (New video!)

2007-08-09T21:00:00.001-07:00

Great video :D

Avril Lavigne - When You're Gone (Official Video)

2007-08-09T06:23:00.001-07:00

SAD VIDEO

NATIONAL DAY WOOHOO!

2007-08-09T05:14:00.000-07:00

HAPPY uhhh 42th BIRTHDAY SINGAPORE! Oh shit the national anthem is on now haha.

ANYWAY need to mug now luh exams are soooo close. Cant believe i just said that. Still

remember last term i was still playing Dota before exams lol. BING YUAN IS TRYING TO

MAKE ME PLAY ON SUNDAY, THE DAY BEFORE EXAMS. Evil evil guy. His exams on

monday too and he wants to play 3 hours of dota. Haha i wont succumb to it that easily, im

trying to quit dota :D PS: This is a long post :D

WENSDAY

CELEBRATION! Went to school and played soccer haha. Celebration day so had no motivation

to study heh. Anyway it was ok, some elderly folk and students from ShangHai came over to

watch our performances. I was trying to annoy Ezra by leaning back on him haha. Then we had

alot of fun chatting. OMGOMGOMG the fashion show was awesome haha. The warrior guy

rocked. Their costumes were made from recycled and reuseable stuff like waste bags. So after

that there was a crowd to exit as usual. So i started throwing paper balls at JK and he did so too

haha. SO FUNNY we throw at each other then bounce off others heads too haha. Then we were

pushing others and screaming " DONT PUSH LA!" DAMN FUN.

Then after that i went to KAP with Ezra, Stuart, Darren, Ryan Yuan and some malay friend of

ryan that i forgot haha. Stuart didnt really know the size of the drink so he ordered large. He got

some bloody huge tub of coke. HAHA AND HE FINISHED IT. Then we were cheering him on

then i jiggled his tummy after drinking. COKE BOUNCIN AROUND. Then i took out this cool tie

that Mr Soo made for me during Computer science that had my name on it together with 3

~~GAY~~ hearts and an ace then he made me wear it to the hall as a tie JUST BECAUSE I

DIDNT WEAR MY TIE TO COMP SCIENCE. Anyway alot of people wear laughing at my tie so i

just told them, "I know damn nice right, you jealous right?"

So they wear laughin at my tie again then Stuart started making ties out of the french fry

packets. Anyway after that Ezra realised his sister was just opposite us haha, what a

doofus so he went to say hi while his sister was doing her work and scared her till she

jumped lol. So after that i went home and fooled around till it was time for Learning Lab tuition.

So i left early as i wanted to go study with Harold at United Square. Then there was this malay

woman trying to teach an old lady how to go Choa Chu Kang but the lady didnt understand

chinese haha. So i became their interpreter and brought the lady to JUrong interchange and

showed her what station to take. Then at around Tanjong Pagar there was this elderly malay

woman who was holding on to the metal bar at the side seats. Then she was holding for awhile

till this bulky man came and squashed the metal bar in between his butt cheeks HAHAHA. Then

the malay woman let go immediately then gave me this disgusted look while i was trying to

muffle my laughter. So i gave her my seat still sniggering.

So reached united square and ate KATONG LAKSA with Harold. Stupid luh they increased the

price by 50 cents, then went for tuition. WHen i entered Ms Loh looked at me then said " Woah

Joey looks nice in this jacket man" (Shes new and shes only seen me in my school uniform so

far) :D SO i was like grinning. Then in between lesson this teacher came in and asked for Ms Loh

but she went out for awhile. Then i was waving to her.

Teacher: Are you saying Hi or just flexing your wrists?
Me: Uhh saying hi?
Teacher: oh ok HI.(Looks at me for a moment)
Me: Huh whats wrong with me?
Teacher: No la you just look so different from last time when you were this small -Opens her index finger and thumb about 10cm then laughed-

Wonder whether that was good or bad.

MS Loh: Eh Harold you very stressed arh, you have white hair leh.
Me: NO LUH he today whole day playing computer leh, probably stressed from dying too much
Harold: Eh im ruling the world in
Rayson: You playing what, Neopets arh?

HAHAHA SO FUNNY.

TODAY

Today planned to go jogging with Dad and Sister but in the end my sister was still snoring and i

went to wake her up. Then she mumbled about going to bed late and not wanted to jog

anymore. ~~PIG~~

So we went to botanical gardens as a family and ate there and finished just in time before rain

came. Then we went to the super market to buy stuff. Me and mymum were looking at this

instant pasta thing.

ME: Eh very simple instructions leh, i can have for lunch everyday :D
MOMMA: Yea you just boil water, butter and tea.
ME: TEA?!
MOMMA: eh no, salt, uhm nono sugar.

Then my mum burst out laughing and i saw it was MILK. Haiyo she cant recognise whats milk -.-

SHES GETTIN OLD.

Then realised home and mugged till dinner when i went to help momma cook. OMGOMG the

instant pasta is SOOOOO nice. YEA having it for lunch from now on. Then had black pepper

chicken and salad and pork knuckles. So full now haha.

BODY.ACHING

2007-08-03T06:07:00.000-07:00

My toes are aching haha. Today was a surprisingly fun training, we went to east coast for training! So on arriving there first thing the orienteering team was called out by my sergent. Oh yea im in it :D Its basically like a mini amazing race with questions and loads of sprinting. So 5 got picked and i was one of them. JUST OUR LUCK. Had to run like 4km while others stopped before us. When we started out i forgot and went to drink water again so we jogged. Jogged so fast luh, like fast running, close to sprinting. Then ran and ran and we had to push Harold cos he was struggling a little. So run and run with the others trailing behind till we finally caught up with our maams. Then overtake and run somemore till some bicycle kiosk. Then we were told there can finish, then sir came up and told us to run more. SO DEMORALIZING. Thought finished then still have more. And due to my water, typically, i got a stitch. Bloody hell. So we ran to the wakeboarding area before getting our time. 19 minutes plus man. Didnt know i could run that fast for 4 km. So we walked back then halfway sergent ask us to sprint, so began the sprinting. Then we had 10 dollars sponsored by our Sir to buy drinks. FOC :D

Then it was games time =) The sec ones got to play in the water with water bombs luh.. We went to this bumpy field to play soccer. My team seriously outnumbered man, but it was ok especially the bumpy terrain made the ball bounce unpredictably so it was damn funny. THE DRINKS UNCLE TRYING TO SCAM MONEY! One sportade was like, $2.20 luh. Stupid greedy pig.

The trip back was damn fun haha. Went back with Gavin and Bryan Tan, talk and do alot of crap, damn funny man. Anyway ima go bathe now. But before i go, heres the hilarious lyrics to one of our songs, THE CHAPTER SONG.

This is chapter 1, the story just begun.
This is chapter 2, shes sooo beautiful, chio bu!
This is chapter 3, I tie her to the tree.
This is chapter 4, I push her to the floor.
This is chapter 5, I lick her Cha* Ch* Bye*
This is chapter 6, I spreaded out her legs.
This is chapter 7, she make me feel like heaven.
This is chapter 8, she help me masturbat*.
This is chapter 9, I f*** her till she die.
This is chapter 10, the story has to end.

*No vulgar or sick words have been used in this song. Thank you.*

2007-07-30T01:59:00.000-07:00

Oops, forgot to blog again. ANYBODY WANT TO SHARE A BLOG? Because i really dont blog enough for a solo blog haha.

BOWLING: Apparently Joel is too small for the smallest shirt so he looks like hes wearing a dress to competition. Haha so i started pulling his shirt over his head and soon everyone was doing it. SO FUN :D

Uhh, speaking of Joel, i think i ripped his cheap underwear again HAHA. He said he buys the cheap udnerwear because very comfy. Heard a ripping sound when me and Darren were poking him. So during recess after eating the corn dog (very nice :D) i started poking Joel with it. Pokey pokey then he got angry and tried chasing me but gave up halfway.

Satarday i went to Cleo's church. Haha not bad, much smaller group then those at City Harvest.
Then we roamed somerset and Heeren and ate PastaMania then went to Heeren and went to this famous Penang noodle stall. Too bad i had to go.

So today in our PSE period there was this band that came to our school to perform. Pretty good actually, very funny too haha. Ok got to go. WHOEVER WANTS TO SHARE BLOG ARH, TELL ME.

2007-07-21T07:53:00.000-07:00

POSTING TIME

YESTERDAY

IT WAS BOB!

BATTLE OF THE BANDS!! Haha i went to Zacs house after my training, then bathed and fooled around. His maid cooks very well =( Wish i had a maid that could cook like that. Ill be obese heh. Anyway we arrived there to see Wei Jin and Justin. Justin and Zac dressed so casual man.. Like going for a walk like that, when everyone was dressed so nicely. So we entered and got pretty good seats and a band played for us while we were waiting. It was ok but when it really started then the real music came on.

First, Barker played, their band name's Delorean or something like that. DAMN GOOD! The singer can really sing man. The other bands were only okok luh.. In the end as expected Barker won :D

I met Joey Chan and Russell(some acs guy who lives in my block). We walked out in hopes of hailing a cab since we all live next door, so we waited....and waited.....and waited...ALL THE TAXI EITHER ON CALL OR BUSY. So we got so pissed till we walked back to the bus stop. Then on the way back to the bus stop an empty taxi passed by. Then i was thinking, cant be so unlucky la we wait so long then one come by, must be on call. Then this stupid fat Aussie got into the cab. So we got damn angry and walked back while another empty taxi passed us again. STUPID TAXI S. Then when we finally reach Chinese Garden mrt we tried entering Cheers to find it locked. Unlucky day haha. Then walking towards the overhead bridge i saw this super familar person before i realised it was my primary school chinese partner, Megan. The girl who acted in Home run haha. Then i was wondering why Joey Chan didnt say hi or anything before megan called 'Joey!'.

AS EXPECTED, both turned. haha OBVIOUSLY not calling me since i barely knew her haha. THen Joey Chan met megan for her first time haha.

Double hi and moved on. Turns out JOey Chan saw Megan's picture, liked it and added her.

~~LESBIAN PIG~~

TODAY

SJI RENAISSANCE! Totally boring man.. 3 hours of band playing.. Before the entering, i remembered something. A typical 'JOEY' thing to do. Forget your ticket.

HAHA you wouldnt believe the clothes my friends wore. Some wore school uniform, some wore COMPLETELY BUSINESSMAN CLOTHES. coughszhancoughsxiang. Ehem. The best is Jonathan Saw, walking around in a white blank shirt, short cargo pants and sandals carrying a book as always.

i was running around trying to find my teacher but failed. Then i found out Cheng Hui didnt have his ticket too hahah. So we were mulling around at the top of the stairs and i saw Cleo and Wan Min. So we told the staff and they helped us with a fake ticket haha. Its like a normal piece of paper with writing on it. So me and cheng hui sneaked in and found two seats. I was right behind Cheng Hui then i realised Cleo and Wan Min were right behind me hahaha. So i swapped places, said hi. They those two damn cartoon, they started crawling to the door to go to the toilet haha. So they crawl for damn long then when they just got out, the break started haha.

STAMPEDE!

Everyone chionged to the cafe to grab a table. I headed to Galen's table then they wanted to go for lan haha. Skip the renaissance. So talk talk talk at first there was too little people, only 3. Then gather until too many people, 13 people hah. So walk walk walk then halfway me galen and yao yi turned back to go for the concert haha. Jam was going to blanja me somemore =( But i had to fetch my friend home later so, FIGHTING MY LAN SPIRIT, i walked back. Haha then Cleo, Wan Min, Anselm and co. went to clementi macs to eat. AFter the break there was a 'blunders show', showed the blunders made since sji band started. Haha so funny..

So the paper said it would end at 9.30 but at 10.15 it still didnt end so i left early with marcus to not get caught in the jam. ~~SO SMART RIGHT~~

On reaching home, i turned on the kitchen light and saw this GIANT FAT WHITE LIZARD stuck in our basin. Couldnt climb out haha. So i grabbed my super lousy lizard trap, that was supposed to lure lizards into it but for 2 weeks nothing happened, and placed it in the basin. So i started scaring the lizard. Once, twice, thrice and it ran into the trap and SILENCE. I lifted the trap and saw the lizard completely still. GOod trap haha, the sticky tape on the trap immobilized the lizard heh. then i threw it away haha. Then as i walked out i saw another giant lizard. OUR HOUSE IS BEING INVADED BY GIANT FAT WHITE LIZARDS.

BYE!

2007-07-19T03:42:00.000-07:00

TODAY WENT FOR MY FIRST MATHS TUITION! Haha with Amelia and Galen. Quite fun actually haha. Though abit slack so it depends on your attitude really. Lucky thing is its damn close to my house :D

History: Father Gapon- pronounciation---'gay-porn'(seriously)
Rasputin: The guy who claims to have the biggest d*** on earth. (14 inches) INSANE DUDE!

Bleh im super bored now.. TOMORROW GOING BATTLE OF THE BANDS :D:D Its gonabe so fun man.

RACIAL HARMONY TOMORROW~! so dead my group is acting on stage =S

CRAMPS

2007-07-14T17:44:00.000-07:00

Man my whole body is achingggg.. Friday was training and new sergents took over, the secondary threes. Bryan(Tan) reported late then got screamed at by the sergent =S WHOLE DAY DID DRILLS WTH. Then do so many push ups until aching.. I lost count at 100 haha. Saturday was SJI OPEN HOUSE!

Didnt even know it was open house anyway haha, no advertising or anything one man. I volunteered for double shift for cip hours :D So we were happily queueing up to get our first family when the ICs said have to pair up with a different age and different uniform group. =/ I got this chubby dude that laughed ~~like a choking chicken~~ alot. Luckily they were for DSA so we just dropped them off at the track. Then i went back and got paired with this cute shy little boy haha, then we went on a real tour, he pretty much said nothing haha but its better than the mad laughing boy.

So began the talking........and more talking.......and more talking....... My mouth ran out of saliva haha. Other peoples tours are half an hour, mine was an hour because i elaborated alot haha. But it was all worth it at the end of the tour. They said i was a fantastic tour guide haha. Said i was clear and precise and that they knew a lot about sji now, then both of them shaked my hands twice :D Feedback form, all the best circles. :D:D:D:D

The whole day went on 5 tours. TIRING . Then i chatted with Bryan Ong and Wei Xuan and laughed alot. I went to the vending machine to get milo with extra sugar and cream then it dispensed water with a few black bits at the bottom. I WANT A REFUND! 40 cents! Luckily the next machine was ok so i got my nice milo :D

After reaching home the air con was on and my family ate durian heh. Then i was asking my sister if she could do a male push up.

SISTER: Can
ME: Male you know, as in bend to the floor and kiss it
SISTER: KISS IT?!
ME: Like nose touch the floor la.
SISTER: You do with me

I did.
So she tried, bend down, nose touch the floor then she couldnt come up and collapsed HAHAHA. Hilarious haha.

Then my sisters face was all flushed. Then came my mum :D

Sis: Mummy you think you can do a push-up?
Mum: You think i can?
SIS: yup.

So began the second hilarious act, i did, my mum bent down .. and collapsed too with a flushed face hahaha.

HAHAHA then my sister said she could do a lot of girl's push up. ~~WHO COULDN'T~~

Ok later going to watch harry potter with my class, BYE

2007-06-26T00:01:00.000-07:00

I AM SO PISSED!!!!! My stupid sister ate two packs of my potato chips. WTH i didnt eat recess today because i was looking forward to my chips la wa lao.. I can just strangle her right here, right now.

Okay anger out. Today was a crazy day haha. I woke up late haha woke at 6 instead of 5.30 and i just washed up and dashed out of the house. For no reason my parents were sleeping in the living room haha so WEIRD

First today we had pe for our first lesson, our timetable was switched, then i was going down the stairs then i told Wen Xian he didnt zip him pants hahaha and it was our pe pants which had no zip. Then he looked down at where his 'zip' was and i burst out laughing hha. We took height and weight today. Im 168cm and 50 kg =/ I shrunk by 1 cm haha. OH NO.

Then Chinese was hilarious, we wasted 20 minutes because i told teacher that Zhan Xiang "mei ci zhua ta de qiu"(scratch his balls) then there was all the funny remarks for 20 minutes hehe. Our teacher asked zhan xiang to hire a maid then before she could finish her sentence i said 'hire maid to scratch his balls for him' HAHA. Seriously he scratchs his stuff whenever and where ever he can. Howard said he even puts his hands in his pants to scratch haha. Our chinese teacher thinks his maid puts too much washing powder.

Gave Zhan Xiang a wedgie because he tucked his shirt into his Byford underwear HAHAHA then it was sticking out and we obviously could not resist such a situation :D

Geography was ALL ABOUT water so then we alot of talking about the NEWater. Then Mrs Fong(our geography teacher) asked those students who went to Newater for enrichment day, where does the shit goes to after taking out the clean water. Then Gerald pointed at Imran and said 'There'. HAHAHA no offense to any malays or indians but even Mrs Fong couldnt resist laughing.

THATS ALL

2007-06-21T06:30:00.000-07:00

Blehh im going to go bowling with my MOMA! Haha since amelia is busy 24/7 =/ Anyway im not sure of whether my mum is any good haha. I know im not :D

Hope biology is going to be fun next term, or else it wil be boringgg.. Although i think it will be nice, going to study SEXUAL REPRODUCTION. And mr chan wil pass around condoms haha.

Today Bing yuan, azrin and tooni came over, i beat azrin at fifa 2007 whe it was my first time playing :D Now shes telling me he will make sure he beats me at it next time haha.

Im jealous of my sister now =( Shes going for a chalet.. I hope next time i can go for a chalet haha although now im drinking her diet coke :D Just finished this delicious but ancient bag of popcorn haha and watching the channel 8 drammmmaaaaa.

2007-06-16T09:26:00.000-07:00

You Are a Chimera

You are very outgoing and well connected to many people.Incredibly devoted to your family and friends, you find purpose in nurturing others.You are rarely alone, and you do best in the company of others.You are incredibly expressive, and people are sometimes overwhelmed by your strong emotions.

http://www.blogthings.com/whatmythologicalcreatureareyouquiz/">What Mythological Creature Are You?

You Are a Thrill Seeker

You're all about the adrenaline - and you're a junkie for anything that gets your heart racing.
You are up for almost any adventure. Even if you're risking a couple broken bones!

http://www.blogthings.com/areyouathrillseekerquiz/">Are You a Thrill Seeker?

You Are Chocolate Chip Ice Cream

You are kind, popular, and generous.You tend to be successful at anything you try.A social butterfly, you are great at entertaining a crowd.
You are most compatible with strawberry ice cream.

http://www.blogthings.com/whatflavoricecreamareyouquiz/">What Flavor Ice Cream Are You?

Whose a strawberry ice-cream? :D

You Are Very Thin

Your BMI is 17.8 - a healthy BMI falls between 18.5 and 25

Don't lose any weight. You already are quite slender.
You could even gain a few pounds if you wanted.
Indulge yourself every once and a while!

Don't agree? Blame the gov
ernment standards we based this test on!

http://www.blogthings.com/doyouneedtoloseweightquiz/">Do You Need to Lose Weight?

HAH! THIS IS TO MING XUAN WHO CALLS ME FATTY :D

Your Lust Quotient: 69%

You are a very lustful person - and it sometimes gets the better of you!You know how to hold back, but you hardly ever do.

http://www.blogthings.com/howmuchlustdoyouhavequiz/">How Much Lust Do You Have?

Oh no, this means trouble :D

2007-06-16T08:41:00.000-07:00

HEY IM BACK!

MY SISTER MISTOOK A HONEYDEW FOR A PAPAYA

Thats just weird.

Anyway toaday i got new pants and two new shirts :D

Went to fetch Dad from Changi haha. He went to vietnam and he tried fish with cockroach juice HAHA. His colleague was frantically urging him to try because it was supposedly real nice. My dad said it was ok only haha. I wouldnt mind trying :D

JOIN DA COOL KIDS CLUB :D:D

Signing off.

2007-06-14T23:07:00.000-07:00

HELLO! Been too lazy to blog really.. Im envious of my sister having to do so little housework while i do so much =( Anyway my mum got a new laptop and it had some really cool games. There was one resembling puzzle bubble but more variety, diff stuff and stages. too bad it was only an hour trial =( And my mum loved it so much i went to subcribe for the game butr then something conked nd i couldnt buy it.

Nowadays Singapore is SO DAMN HOT. Even my butt is sweating now haha. I wish Singapore could suddenly snow like China now =/ Although my sis says sooner or later singapore will snow. WE ARE GONA DIE OF GLOBALS WARMING. Ill probably die of a heat stroke first though.. Im too bored of dota now.. No challenge haha. I want to go for a tournament or something. Spices up life haha. AND I CANT FIND MY DIABLO CD! Suddenly in its place is a theme hospital cd =/

Anyway ok amelia lets go bowling quick :D

2007-06-01T20:55:00.000-07:00

LABRADOR PARK

Haha now im chatting with Shanice and SHE SNIFFS HER PEE! Apparently it smells like marshmellows.. Plain horny luh nothing better to do then smell her own pee. Then she thought whiff was roast haha. So when i said she whiffs her pee she thought i was saying she roasts her pee.

YESTERDAY went to celebrate my DADs birthday! Went to a classy Western restaurent at

Labrador Park haha. My dad and mum ordered a ham, cheese and i think bacon pizza

(CHEFS RECOMMENDATION), I ordered the tenderloin while my sister ordered the cod

fillet.. Well it was ok but the PORTION WAS TOO SMALL!! The tenderloin couild fit

in my fist. So i finish my main course and i was still hungry haha. My sister was

hungry too so we ate finish our courses, the waitress came to ask whether we wanted

the bill or dessert, then my dad said " Um could we have the main menua again? "

HAHA the waitress looked abit shocked. So me and my sis ordered the four cheese

pizza. Their bread base is like 2mm thick, and the topping is thicker then the

base. then the crust is like some cracker, crispy one. then we had chocolate fondue

and warm chocolate cake for dessert haha. The fondue was tiny too haha.

MOMA: 8 marshmellows and 4 strawberrys, small portion too. I guess 2 marshmellows and a strawberry for each.

Me:(picks up the strawberry) Nope half per person.

IT WAS HALF A STRAWBERRY HAHA.

Then me and my sister roasted the marshmellows over the candle and mine caught fire haha.

My sister is uploading the photos so ill put them on ASAP!

PS: My tuition teacher called Harold, Harrot!

PS 2: Kezia im not little anyhow luh.. Im taller then you already XD

50th POST!!

2007-05-29T11:28:00.000-07:00

50th post! :D

QUOTE:Green Apple. says:
grr
Green Apple. says:
i feel damn fat now
Green Apple. says:
thanks to you lah
--~Joey> You're just a LITTLE off-track. says:
fatty fatty bombom today cannot go home
--~Joey> You're just a LITTLE off-track. says:

Green Apple. says:
now i got 9 friends online
Green Apple. says:
YOU CONSTIPATED CHICKEN
Green Apple. says:
today cannot go toilet
--~Joey> You're just a LITTLE off-track. says:
LOL

This obviously shows how frustrated Joey Chan can be at 2.30Am. =) And cranky too :D

Tomorrow going to clarke quay to meet amelia, galen and junniee!! =)

Holidays are gona be boring mann.. The house is completely silent not luh =/

Oh no! WHATS THAT SOUND! Oh ithink i just farted. :D

JUST KIDDING! I think ill better go sleep now. GOOD NIGHT FOLKS

2007-05-17T07:24:00.000-07:00

MAN THAT WAS A LONG TIME FROM BLOGGING..

Heh today had CROSS COUNTRY!!! 4.8km.. Dont seem like it man.. We run 2.4 seem so long then the 4.8 like so short.. Got first in class in the mass run :D:D and 5th in level of mass run! :D:D:D Wa lao stupid teachers dont let me join compeititive running..

I WANT TO RUN THE COMPEITITIVE RUNNING MAN!! And it was super muddy so my shoe was CRUSTY WITH MUD.. So many people all walking =/ Finally a run that was intersting man.. Whole day run around the track is TOTALLY BORING!!

NOW I HAVE TO DO THE CHEM REPORT =/

2007-05-05T07:54:00.000-07:00

AMELIA OWES ME COCONUTS!!!!

Yesterday was boring due to DOUBLE CHINESE!! So after school i was taking lunch then Ryan Tay came to sit opposite me with 3 waffles and a huge load of butter o them.

PS: He is not exactly thin.. More of horizontally challenged(OR OBESE)

I didnt exactly have a peaceful lunch because every bite he took out of a buttered waffle he either moaned, groaned, or shout'OH THIS IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD'

When he bit into the third waffle,

R: OH THIS IS OFF THE HEEZY
Me: Yea just like you are of the weighing scale

Then my computer science group did filming haha. I was the abusive and pressurizing dad hehe. Ryan was the son so i was accusing him of being too fat and getting 0 for all his tests. Then when we finished we started doing a crimewatch scene for fun XD SUPER HILARIOUS CAN.

I was the criminal who 'broke into Wen Xian's pants to steal his stick' hahaha. We watch then laugh into stitches.

Today was muging of maths =/ Finaly understand indices =)

INHERITED MY SISTERS PHONE :D

2007-04-28T01:38:00.000-07:00

Haha yesterday had study session!!!! Though there were many interruptions haha. LOADS of laughter fits man.. FRIDAY IS STUDY SESSIONS :D Just ate a plate of lemon chicken so now im feeling reaaaal stuffed. Later got to mug =(

My life is getting pretty boring mann...Apart from the ocasional outing and meeting, its GETTING PURELY MUNDANE! See Si yings blog for details on study session :D

2007-04-26T06:42:00.000-07:00

Wa laooo.... who is imitating me ar!! I suspect Joel =P Ill find ye!!

On monday, JOEL, WHO IS ON THE OPPOSITION WEDGIE TEAM, GOT BACKSTABBED AND WEDGIED BY HIS TEAMMATE, RUSSELL,......UNTIL HIS UNDERWEAR TORE. WAHAHA. Was hilarious i saw his buttcrack 5 times in a day.. My ribs hurt the whole day from laughing haha.

THEN! Matthew went over to joels side!! So now my team mate is russell! Im so dead, i really dont want my underwear torn =/ Matt and Ryan tried to 2 on1 wedgie me but i fought them off :D

Tuesday was ORIENTEERING!... We went to Bukit Batok nature reserve, and started running quickly around finding checkpoints and navigating maps. Fun but pretty tiring cos i was the scout so i ran in front to find the checkpoints and inform the others.

Wednesday the peer tutors were late! I played basketball, soccer and arm wrestled before that but then everything was normal after that =/.

TODAY! SPORTS DAY!!!! Fintan was last man!! Totally suckish, as usual, lawrence won haha.. Saw trackers running super fast. Howard brought a reaction game thing with 4 joysticks with a button on each, the red light flickers and when it turns green, the fastest to press wont get a shock but the others will. So everyone was scared and use on finger to put on the button and didnt play the real game until after alot of persuading and teasing haha. THEN WE TURNED THE SHOCK TO HIGH! And the screaming began. WAHA! Then people started throwing the sticks onto others causing more GIRLY SCREAMS.

WHY ARE THERE EXAMS IN THIS WORLD?!

R:

2007-04-20T06:34:00.001-07:00

eurgh. Im super tired!!!

1) Didnt eat BREAKFAST, LUNCH AND DINNER.
2)HAD TRAINING ON AN EMPTY STOMACH
3) TODAY HAD SHOUTING COMPEITITION WITH NCC AIR SEC 3s.
4) Still haven eaten and its 10pm.

Lucky Zachery bought me some cookies to eat during class or i would have starved, but sadly, I GOT CAUGHT. I eat the giant cookies she never see, i eat the small piece she see. WTH!

NOW IM FINALLY HEATING UP SOME MEXICAN WINGS TO MUNCH ON AND IM ALL ALONE AT HOME =/

Eurgh today the shouting compeitition we beat the sec 3s!!! OWNAGE

Oh well got to go.

THANKS HOWARD

2007-04-14T08:41:00.001-07:00

You Are 76% Happy

You are a very happy person. Generally, you feel content and that all is right with the world.
Occasionally, you have a down day - but you have the ability to pick yourself right back up.

How Happy Are You?

HEHEHE

2007-04-14T08:41:00.000-07:00

HEHEHE

You Are Iceman

You tried to live a normal life, but it just wasn't possibleA bit of a slacker, you rather tell jokes than cultivate your powers
Powers: turning self and others into ice, making ice weapons, becoming nearly invisible

http://www.blogthings.com/whichofthexmenareyouquiz/">Which of the X-Men Are You?

IM THE ICYMAN :D

Friday had maths AND chinese test. like wth! maths was ok i guess, chinese last compre was so tough man... NOW IM TOTALLY BORED WITH NOTHING TO DO! Tomorrow im going to a healing service from City harvest with my sister's friends that i dont know haha. And worst thing is my sister is abandoning us, though we all just received christ so new to it all..

I found out this wednesday ill be seeing ming xuan and si ying at the X countrys!!! GOOD LUCK GIRLS!

Yesterday went to Crez Awards haha. So much fun! Paul twohill, Nurul and Gayle were there. Haha Paul was hilarious doing a fashion show clutching his shake. Ming Xuan, Si Ying, Matthew, Anselm, Cleo, Sam and me were there. I was like recording it for 2 minutes and my hand was so sore! then Cleo showed me her video: 4 MINUTES. AND SO STEADY HANDS!

Totally jealous.. If i had her steady hands ill ace my shooting haha.. Oh well..

AMELIA IS MY QUEEN!(forced to do this)

I AM HER SERVANT

SHE HAS TO RIGHT

TO SLAM ME IN THE WALL

AND EXTRACT MY BALLS (notice rhythms :D)

The End.

That was good no? (NO!!!)

2007-04-12T06:13:00.000-07:00

IM A GRADUATE!!!! OCP GRADUATION :D I wish i could blog more but

1. I FORGOT WHAT I WANTED TO BLOG.
2. MATHS TEST!!!!!!!!!!

IM SO SCREWED TOMORROW ITS MATHS AND CHINESE COMBINED. On the other hand there crezawards :D

2007-04-08T05:20:00.000-07:00

HEY EVERYONE! On friday i went to celebrate an early darren's birthday haha. Went allll the way to kovan. Super far man but i reached the station at 9.50 am and realised Howard and Jerald were on the same train as me all along. Im blind.

So we waited for more people, Matt, Darren, Howard, Jerald, Ryan, Gavin, Jester and nicholas joined us later on, and set off to a lan area called netforce. Had 2 good games overall. Then we went to the mrt and wanted to go to heartland mall to eat then i duno how, Gavin ended up in the mrt area. HAHA so he tapped his card already while we were outside. Then i ehard someone say, ' Eh why gavin inside ar?' then i turned and burst out laughing so he tapped out and waste some ez link money haha. then when he tapped out we said ' Eh lets go seng kang eat leh, go tap go tap' Then gavin looked super angry haha. In the end we didnt la so went to heartland mall.

Then we were deciding between kfc or Yoshinoya so we all said 'Okok kfc la'. So darren made his order first, then after he made, we ran of to Yoshinoya XD. So darren came to us super pissed. He took out his Zinger burger, no mayo and no lettuce so basically just a piece of chicken between bread. WEIRD. I went next door and bought a curry puff from Old chang kee like nicholas and brought there to munch. Then we bought gelato ice-cream. DOUBLE FLAVOURING WAS SO NOT WORTH IT. SAME PORTION AS SINGLE FLAVOUR.

Gavin: EH SOMEONE CAN GIVE ME SOME!
Me: People look at you no appetite to eat already. ( HE SAID THAT TO ME BEFORE THAT)
G: People see your specs dun wan eat too.
Me: People see your pimples wont eat for their life already.
G: -SILENT-
Me: Joking la you can have some of mine.

Then matt walked out and banged into an elderly woman haha. He then dropped his spoon

M: Uhhhhh, Sorry!
Old granny: aiyo -mutters some weird dialect-
M: Sorry, Sorry
Old granny:-shakes head-

So matt didnt have a spoon left haha. Then he waited for one of us to finish and took our spoon. Then someone dropped a spoon(I think it was Darren) Matt picked it up from outside the mrt on the floor, blew it and put it in his mouth. GROSS!!!!

Then we went to the mrt, gobbled our ice cream and went in. Then after taking normal mrt, we wanted to change to LRT. Then Matt, Nicholas and GAVIN AGAIN, tapped out. THEN OTHERS WERE GOING UP THE ESCALATOR LAUGHING AT THEM HAHA. They walked awhile, saw us then waited for awhile thinking we were bluffing them. Then seeing we were for real they came up haha.

On the normal mrt, someone( I think Matt) said a vulgar word. Then Howard said

H: MATTHEW! WE ARE IN PUBLIC LA! DONT DISGRACE OUR SCHOOL, ACSI!
M: orh.

AHHA WE ARE FROM SJI (In case you dont know), mortal enemies of acsi =D

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SATURDAY

Saturday my sis brought me to her easter church event with my mum. Her church is City Harvest. Haha i went up to receive Christ, I felt so tingly lol.. Then my sis and her friend prayed for me then i didnt feel anything but then one lone tear slipped out of my eye when my sis was praying for me. THE weird thing is i didnt feel anything haha. UBER COLD MAN THAT PLACE but i loved the drama and play during the event =)

THATS ALL

WHEW

2007-04-05T00:17:00.000-07:00

Hey guys sorry for the longlonglonglonglong time of not blogging..

I have noticed recently there was a wedgie chaos in class. I remembered when Matt and Howard wedgied me together. one word. PAIN. Which is why im signing up for matt's team haha.

Recently i went to my mum and dad's side to pray for my grandparents. My relatives say i got darker and much thinner LOL. Must have been because i was sick.. 4 days i ate almost nothing haha then i lost like 3 kg.. then my sis stopped saying i have boobs and my uncle says i have chest muscles =D=D Amelia is probably sniggering now..........

So im coping pretty well with having no maid but its more work laa.. Tuesday is when i cook for the family haha, though my sis will continue to eat her fish.

So recently this super old and cranky teacher took our class for a period i forgot haha i have short memory =P. Gerald Gwee( GG) started quarrelling with her.

GG:-chatting animatedly-
Cranky:(IN CHINESE) STOP TALKING! -hits GG lightly.-
GG: WHY YOU HIT ME?! Scolds teacher vulgarities haha
Cranky: You scold me with vulgarities? Lets go to the head of levels office now!
GG: Come la we see if hitting people or scolding people is more serious
-BLAHBLAH LOADS OF AWESOME NEVERSEENBEFORE QUARRELLING-

In the end, the teacher lost lol. GG went to outside the hol, quarrelled more and the teacher gave up lol.

Anyway, i named my computer science short clip: Spastic Stanley( With inspiration from a classmate XD)

Is this enough blogging joey chan?!

Signing off
JOEY

2007-03-17T01:09:00.000-07:00

Hello everyone :D I finally found the time to blog because im stuck at my mum's office with nothing to do but stone =// Just now some dude called my mum.

DUDE: Hello is this West Mall?
Mum: HUH??
Dude: Wheres West Mall
ME:-grabbing the phone- Up your arse turn left.

-Closes phone-

Great Conversations end well =)

Im lazyly surfing the net for who-knows-what-to-search..

Oh yea ANNOUNCEMENT PEOPLE!

I am going to fuse a blog with Si Ying =D

THATS ALL.

2007-03-10T07:48:00.001-08:00

OHOH I FORGOT! I GOT GOLD FOR THE MASS SWIM!!! Woopee! It was like the last 10

seconds when i completed my 14th lap then since going finished everyone left the queue so i ran

all the way there ignoring Mr Chua's "Stop running!" then last two seconds i about to jump in

the first lane the prefect said nonono that lane is closed! so i sped to number two and jumped. IN

THE AIR i heard the whistle blow before i hit the water haha. So i slowly swam enjoying my

GOLD :D I knew they would let us finished cos when sec 1s were swimming, I observed that

when whistle was blowed, they let the sec 1s finish their laps haha. Zhan Xiang got 11 bands but

he went begging from other swimmers till he got 15 and he got gold =// Haha Galen got gold too =) Wa lao it took

more than half an hour to queue for the laps so we had less than half an hour to swim 15

olypimic laps =//. Needed to swim fast so that you get to the queues faster too. My friends were like aya 1 hour to swim 15 laps, chicken feet laa. Then, BRONZE AND SILVERS. Wakaka.

I didnt know Galen was involved until i heard my name called. Then i saw this tall guy in trunks

haha.

Well, got to go.

CIAO

2007-03-10T07:48:00.000-08:00

HEYHEY! Man im so psyched. I just found out ill be against galen for hurdles in the house events. IM SCREWED! YAY FINTAN GOT 2nd FOR HOUSE CHEERING!!! I was screaming my lungs out haha.

I am totally in love with avril lavigne's new song haha the video is so compatible with the song. Its right here i put it in :D I think Avril is so hot man haha. I realised that i can sleep at 10pm and wake at 6.00 feeling grumpy while sleeping at 3AM and waking at 9 feeling extremely refreshed. So weird.. Anyway WATCH THE VIDEO AND GOOD NIGHT!

-COPING WITHOUT A MAID-

SIgning off,

Avril Lover.

2007-03-09T00:27:00.000-08:00

HELLO!!! Sorry for not blogging recently haha busying with chores.. Wa lao for the past 3 days i've been sleeping at 1+ and waking at 5.30 because of chores =// Today there wasn't school so my sis gave me 22 chores and 5 pieces of homework. WTH!

So the whole day was used for my dog, clothes and I didnt noticed lunch time went past so right now, 4.35PM. I have eaten nothing since waking up at 6.30AM cos my sis slapped my feet =(( Oh well.

I was watching Mtv for awhile then Avril Lavigne had this new video i hadnt seen before haha. So funny. Title is 'Girlfriend'. Has a cheery tone to it anyway =) Then i heard Fall Out Boy's 'This aint a scene, its an arms race' like 3 times.. Haha mtv keep playing it. Anyway ill go finish up the homework my sister gave me. BYE!

2007-03-04T05:22:00.000-08:00

WARNING: IF YOU ARE EATING, ABOUT TO EAT OR HAVE EATEN IN THE LAST 30 MINUTES, YOU MAY HURL UP HERE.

I feel filthy

My goodness.. On friday, my mum sent my maid back to the agency =// My maid was begging not to send her back to Indonesia so my mum sent her to the agency but the agency didn't want her so she still went back anyway haha. Dang this was her first time and she wore my mums shoes, my sister's sunglasses, took pictures in my house and brought friends to my house. Lol good riddance. She left a letter haha. My mum didnt want her to keep leaving the house so she took my maids keys and warned my maid not to leave the door open and go out but my maid still did it anyway. My mum came back at noon and my maid turned around and my mum saw her, my mum said she wouldnt have known it was her if she didnt turn around haha. BAD LUCK.

Then my maid reached the house before my mum reached and my mum asked how she got in.

BUSTED.

Anyway i have never seen such a filthy toilet in my life.. THERE WERE MUSHROOMS IN HER TOILET FOR GOODNESS SAKE! Then obviously my mum didnt want to clean it so i had to do it =( Scrubbed the giant lump of mould behind the toilet, removed the mushrooms, threw the 10 and 5 cent coin covered in whatever i do not want to know.. And all the dirty things around it.

My mind is tarnished.

Then our pillow willow in a super huge vase filled to 9/10 of water that has not been changed for 20 days was cleared by me too =/ Wa lao i swear it smells 3 times as putrid as the garbage truck mann. Then after cleaning out the residue and water, my mum said the killer phrase.

" Can you scrub it?"

Zz my hands were STINKY MAN!!!! i used the fishnet to take out all the floating thingys. Dangg had to take a long bath. Then i went to walk my dog and picked up his poo too haha. Long long walk while sms-ing on the phone :D cleared the dishes, did chores while my sis was at church =( I would appreciate help from my sister haha. On Tuesday and Wednesday both my parents arent at home so there's bound to be chaos. Haha though i prefer the house like this. More quiet =)

2007-02-26T01:51:00.000-08:00

Silly Silly Silly Joey..

I finally fixed my blog format!! Guess what i for got to put a closing " at the end of a link and THE WHOLE BLOODY BLOG WAS SCREWED!

Anyway now its ok. YAY TOMORROW GOING SUNGEI BULOH INSTEAD OF SCHOOL! Woohoo!!

Sungei Buloh is the bestt mann. There was bukit timah nature reserve, sungei buloh, newater and Mac ritchie. A duh obviously go for sungei buloh :D Though the class idiots are going but ill be hanging with Ryan, Wen Xian and Yuveen :D We'll be talking crap ~~as always~~ =) There are glowing fishes with bulbs!! GLOWIN.

Plus newater you just watch them change poo&pee into poo&pee-ish water =/

Maybe those people going there will pee and poo there and change it into water then drink it!

sweet.

I finally accumalted my ang bao money and i discovered i had lik 318 dollars. Bloody hell my sis had 400+. SO so unfair!

Ok im going to go daze around the house. I forgotten all the thhings i wanted to write on my blog haha.

Today we had house cheering. FINTAN RULES MAN! Our cheering is so rigged woopee. Then Wen Xian me and yuvven were corrupting the secondary 1s haha. One sec 1 even volunteered to demostrate a flying hump XDD

And finally i have declared to stop D.O.T.A. Lol big waste of money though. Play for like 2 months and then stop.

PS: GALEN OGRE MAGI!!!!

Signing off,
Bumpy Humpy :D

OH MAH GOD!

2007-02-15T01:22:00.000-08:00

OH shit what happened to the alignment hahahaha. Any suggestions? This is going to be a short post because im finally going to play DOTA GUILT-FREE!!! Ahahaha i got an A for geog! Bwahaha.. =/ I was dozing off in the bus home today and no i didnt bang my head but i was taking a short nap and i woke a stop before i was getting off, BUT i dozed off and woke up just after passing the stop.... Totally suckish. So i continued on the bus to jurong east interchange. Then there was 3 RiverValley girls giggling so much and loudly mann. No consideration haha. Then 2 went to other way and 1 came my way. I was glancing around then she looked and smiled then i just raised and eyebrow. Hahaha then she starting coming my direction so i scooted off in the opposite direction :D

~~Sorry you aint who im lookin for~~

Signing off
Joey

Pickly =D

2007-02-12T22:48:00.000-08:00

Heyy everyone finally i found some time to blog haha. Ok ill start from saturday.

SATURDAY

I went to Raffles with my mum and my sis haha because i had to go shopping to buy some new

year stuff. First we ate CHIPPYS!!!! Soooo nice haha i ate the cheesy curry chicken and the

cheese hotdog with mashed potato. i love cheese :D. Then there was the Donut Factory. They

said on newspaper that they are better than Krispy Kreme ( Donut brand in America really

really really really nice :D) ~~I doubt they are~~ Didnt try cos the line was suppeerr long. Haha my

sister's teacher went there and queued for more than an hour, then jsut when she reached

there, they said no more ahahaha she almost killed her. Then i bought these nice shoes but the

rest of the day my sis kept going into female shops so end of day.

Then we went to this new place and had supper. This is a picture of my sister's waffles.

MY PHOTOGRAPHY SKILLS =D

Mum: A dress and shirt.

Sister: Way too many things to count

Me: JUST SHOES!

So much for dragging me out for new year's shopping.

SUNDAY

That day was supposed to be real shopping for me haha. Went to topshop and i got like 3 shirts

and a pair of pants haha. I was trying on loads of shirts and there was this really long queue at

the changing areas and maximum is 3 pieces. So my sis thought i was a 34 for hips then i tried

on the pants. SUPER HUGE! I can stand still and it steadily drops. So i had to clutch on to it

while showing my shirt. Then finally got size 30 and it fit just right. Ahaha at the queue for

trying on, i heard this teen couple in front. The girlfriend was saying " Lets have sex!" Then the

mumbled something then the girl said " Its perfectly normal!" ~~LUCKY GUY~~

On the way i also bought a lollipop for my sister :D so nice right =P. Then i got this Flesh

Imp coat haha can bring to school so i wont feel cold! Then more and more shopping for my

sister. Haha i left my sis shopping so i could go to my mum's shop then once i reach there she

called me and said she felt lonely haha so i had to go back. Then i went home and quickly

chionged my books till past midnight. Lol my parents were saying I dont need to study if i

prepared before. WEIRDD.

MONDAY

PHYSICS SUCKED REAL BAD! I cant believe it. I didnt know there was section C till the last

five minutes. It was stuck together by this yellow thing till i notice why abit thicked then

normal. Once i saw it i was like OH SHIT! FIrst thing i thought, TEll teacher! then i thought no

use one. Second thing i thought, PANIC. Third thing i thought of, TOILET. not sure why haha.

Then i quickly rushed. Wa lao it was crapp.

TODAY

PAPERS WERE GOOD! Lol i thought my maths would be super failure but it actually went quite

well. The geog was not bad too :D.

Signing off

Joey

Can i have you? =)

2007-02-09T06:36:00.000-08:00

I have 5 days to find a date. Thats so sad haha. Nah i can date myself and have sex with myself XDDDD

Today Matthew did the unbelievable thing a a prefect ever did. I was playing around on his seat then i laughed when he showed me his ass and i said I worship your butt. Then he was like " IM POSTING THAT ON MY BLOG!!! " Then he and Howard wedgied me. LEVEL SEVEN WEDGIE! All the way up =( Ill get you for that! Actually wasnt pain, dont know why tv makes it look so pain. Then i had to pull it back down....

Oh my goodness i have no motivation to study for the next 2 days. HELP ME!!!

Signing off

Valentine-less

A need to destress=(

2007-02-01T03:55:00.000-08:00

Argh so many tests and common tests coming so soon. So i have decided to be serious in class from now on =) i mean it. PE our teacher made us run 3 rounds so runrunrun i clocked 5.15 lol. Trackers dont laugh. These few days are really really really really really BORING. Nothing to do and i get headaches from thinking about doing homework. -SHUDDERS- Anyway i need to go do my homework.. Cant wait for common tests to be over than can RELAX!!!

Signing off

Joey

BLABBA JABBA!

2007-01-28T23:49:00.000-08:00

SCREWED! Today i was deodorant ganged by matt and yuveen=( one sprayed my ass one sprayed my front. ARGH! Spray spray then as usual ran around. During comp science Marcus was convincing me to go to a porn site LOL. Our teacher toild us to do research then he went to weirds sites and was trying to make me go lol. THen our co-form teacher got pissed by us cos someone wrote F K on the chalk board and one guy put two stars in between so it became F**K. She almost gave our whole class pinkie forms(Three forms and your out of school) lol nobody owned up to the f and k but our class idiot owned up to the two asterixs. Ahahahah then teacher confessed what she doesnt always tell the truth say some crap shit while my mind was drifting some where then suddenly "JOEY! Do you think your loving?" Then i was like 'uhh yes?' Then laughter and laughter ~~didnt know what was happening~~

Then end of class my other class idiot Gerald Gwee started to strip into PE IN CLASS WITH THE FEMALE TEACHER THERE. So he was like showing his moobs to th teacher. Then teacher was like " GERALD!!!!" lol then he quickly covered ~~his giant boobs~~

Then my and matt weree laughing then i said " Oh my god mrs loh was memerized by his big boobs for like 7 seconds then shout. Bet she was bursting to say 'Oh my god we have something in common. BOOBS!!!" haha then we both started laughing.

Then just on the way back home on bus 66 i boarded with alot of scgs girls so blabba jabbba then the closest group was whispering crap blahblah then got giggling ~~WHAT IS WRONG WITH THEM!~~ Then there was abit of nudging then i heard one, two, three then i was innocently watching the TV on cooking then two heads popped out from the group and waved in my direction. First thing i did was look behind, saw an old grandmother sleeping -.- Then i turned back then they smiled then i smiled and went to look at the tv again. Then acs barker boarded and starting talking to me blahblah ask school, sec what and some tennis compeitition. Then they say my bag nice =DDDDDDDDDD. and THIS TIME ALTHOUGH I DOZED OFF NEARING MY HOME, I DID NOT BANG MY HEAD ON THE WINDOW=D YES!

Oh my god!

2007-01-26T04:32:00.000-08:00

HAHA!!!! today English was uber fun=D we were supposed to discuss books but i didnt have one so i made up books from original ones and changed it to REAL FUNNY versions. Haha I changed the Da Vinci Code to the Da Vinci Grope X men 3 to XXX men and fast and furious to 'hot and furious'. Ahha my group was laughing their asses off XD. Had lit and maths test =(((( IM DOOMED FOR MATHS! Lucky physics was postponed =D

Haha ill promise to blog longer ones but for now its PURE DOTA!!!! Wakaka

PAIN! In The Classroom

2007-01-25T06:29:00.000-08:00

WA LAO!!!!! My fingers got smashed between my class door=(( We were playing this game where loads of people in the class try to stop one guy from outside getting in. Outside has a handle while inside doesnt so we pull the rims of the windows. I was at the side and puullll then outside guy jerk once then someone stumble and knock me then my fingers slip in between door and the inside people tried to pull back door and it smashed my fingers =((( PAIN!

Lol i was hopping round clutching my fingers haha. Two days ago, Howard got turned on in HISTORY CLASS. And he went round pressing his pants so people could see his outline of his erm, goods. ~~He said he was deciding to do helicopter on his first time~~ * A position found in the Buddhist Karma Sutra XD. Okie i have to go and study TOMORROW GOT THREE TESTS!!!! Doomed COMPLETELY.

Replies: Worst enemy- WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!

2007-01-23T03:39:00.000-08:00

DOUBLE CRAP!!! Today was a normal day.. But i forgot to bring stuff during P.E so i had to be in push up position for like 10+ minutes while my teacher took his time to talk. Lucky others did it with me too=D Then on the way back home, i fell asleep again and whammed my head against the same part of the windows. DOUBLE BUMP ON MY HEAD! So pain laaa.. Nothing much to say so BYE.

Signing off

Joey.

PISSY POO!

2007-01-22T00:08:00.000-08:00

Crap. Usual day at school except my nearby friends combined tables with me and we chatted about dota throughout Maths haha. Teachers called me twice and my partner, Wen Xian once. First time wen xian saved me then his turn i saved him. Hahaha i think my maths teacher has a grudge against me so she called me again and this time, nobody saved me =(

Then on the way home in the bus this Nanhua girl sat next to me so i was listening to my ipod and reading LIME magazine. Read read read then i dozed off abit by abit then 'WHAM" my head smashed into the side of the bus window thingy. PAIN MAN!!! Now got a lump on my head =(((((( lol then i was laughing at my self. Haha i think the girl was smiling too. Being pissed off by my sis and drinking coke now bye =D

YEECKS!

2007-01-19T04:23:00.000-08:00

Hey people! First of all amelia i have not stopped again, i have been busy =). Okay so yesterday it was cca day=D. So i was holding two guns and pointing at the sec 1s WHICH ARE SO TINY! They started squabbling about having one so i gave it to them IM SO NICE XD. Then i was asked to camouflage and i was like " WHAT THE HELL! NO NO NO NO NO." Guess what, my face got painted=( greenish black lol my firends said i look cool but anyway i went to the bushes and lay down. First thing i saw were enormous spiders.. So the spider was like not moving then a termite came along and BOING went the spider and EEK went the termite. CRUNCH CRUNCH.

SO THE DUMB SEC 1S COULDNT SPOT ME XD They could spot my friend but couldnt spot me =D So they were like " Aya over there and there la" Then they were pointing the wrong direction.. So more spiders came along and i tried to squash one and it jumped on my hand LOL then i flicked it far far to the SEC 1S XD Then i quickly hid in the bushes again and i heard a scream XD TOTALLY AWESOME!

Then today my training was supposed to be light with even soccer but then change of plans and we went hiking. The sergents told us to drink as much water so i drank and Drank and DRANK. Like one litre then we bounced along. Result: DOUBLE STITCHES! SUCKED MAN. But then after awhile my friends with the map went the wrong way and turned back so i was first =D Then my stitches went so i started running and running and running. Like more then 10 km and Mr Chan took a turn into a forest path he never went and scorpions, Giant ants and mosquitos everywhere. So we hiked and hiked SO TIRING. Then we came to a stream and there was grass so i led the way and walked on the grass. Bompity Bompity Bompity SQUISH! I looked down, my foot was sinking in mud.. WA LAO MY WHOLE SHOE TURNED BLACK YOU KNOW. Irritating then we walked along the highway back to school and on the bus, everyone was staring at my shoe. =((((

Signing off

Joey

OW MY ULCER!

2007-01-12T08:39:00.000-08:00

Hey hey hey hey=D Haha i sound spastic. Anyway today i had my promotional jiggamagigathingy SUCKED REAL BAD MAN! Uniform was ok though but i got soaking wet cos we did everything under the rain. And i was on my way to school this morning peacefully "lalalala" then OH MY **** GOD! Haha joking=) The frigging water was ABOVE MY SHOES! so i had like soggy socks EW. OH THERE WAS A LANDSLIDE IN SJI TODAY WOOPEE! The soil like collapsed in the track. bleh so exciting=D Oh well its 00.46AM now and im still chatting to ming xuan haha BLOGBLOG AND TAG! this is a short post but next one wont be too long k=D Now my mum smsed me to go to bed. -.- IM JUST NEXT DOOR MAN haha. AND I HAVE A DUMB BLOODY ULCER THAT HURTS=((( Pain man lol im go sleep now=D LATER!

Signing off
Joey

Reply:Izzy: I AM SO SORRY! =D sincere apologies.
Si Ying: NOOOOOO!!! haha no la im yours=D

PS: Sji people from my class please dont titty twister me im in serious pain from Zi Ran's double titty twister special. OW!

CHEETOS IS THE SEXXXX

2007-01-11T04:54:00.000-08:00

HI EVERYONE=D K im posting because si ying was nag NAG NAG haha joking=D

Ok today i went to Jurong Library with Kevin,Matthew,Yong Xun,Amelia,Galen and Si Ying. Loads of crappin around and best of all,, LAYS=D=D Haha so as usual we went to the "personal grooming" book shelves=D and feed ourselves with knowledge haha well mostly me and Galen but anyway, GALEN IS GOING TO GET SCREWED COS HE NEVER DO HIS CHINESE AA=D HIPHIP HURRAY! Haha speaking of that i havent done the poster anyway XD Never eat lunch lor so i was STARVIN.

So everybody was fooling around while I was studying with Yong Xun haha and Si Ying accused us of being"anti-social". ME? You got to be KIDDING. Then we were munching on LAYS BWAHA. Then I wanted to help galen with his chinese on a FAMOUS PIG HERO. haha but so sad, i couldnt. Then Si Ying dragged me out of the library to go home ARGH. Amelia EVIL only hug Si Ying=( IZZY U TOO=(( Blahblah and she said I WAS A GENTLEMAN=D First time in my history. woohoo.

GOT TO GO FOLKS

Replies
Amelia:YEA YOU DID.
Si Ying =DD
Zac:forgiven
Izzy: thanks

PS: THANKS SI YING=DDD

BLEH!!!!

2007-01-08T04:51:00.000-08:00

HIIII!!!! Anyway yesterday i went to my cousin's wedding! I was thinking:'I.AM.SCREWED'

Dont like those long speeches but there wasnt! ok i started off in the lobby and this kind waitress offered me a drink=D so i grabbed it but my dad made me go with him to get his specs(HES OLD AND FORGETFUL)haha KIDDING. So i took a sip and went blehbleh then got back. We were at table ONE! Wakaka best seats but not near the dry ice=((( so blehbleh photos WERE SO DAMN CUTE haha. Then we had first course. I totally ATTACKED the duck and prawns=D then my mum made me try this slimy jellyfish tentacle and i nearly choked. Lucky i got away from the octopus cos my mum was about to make me eat that too. EYEECH!

Then there were so many courses like nine AND FOR THE FIRST TIME IN JOEY HISTORY, i completed=D Usually i scamper off at the 6th or 5th course haha. then there was a video of my cousin trying to get in the bride's house they had to eat wasabi buns, drink a jar of honey(with his friends) and give RED PACKET haha. After the honey he was like " Eh father pass me the keys leh". And me and my sis took some SILLY pictures haha.

THATS ALL FOLKS!
Signing off
Joey

I AM TOTALLY sorry.

2007-01-06T08:42:00.000-08:00

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! IM SOOOO SORRY PEOPLE!! i came to my senses=P At least i think i did haha

I was too busy to blog but now i PROMISE that i will blog often ok? THE REVIVAL OF TH DEAD BLOG!! And pleasseee tag and i will post ok??? AND ITS LIKE TOTALLY 1AM RIGHT NOW. Heh lucky dad's busy with his FA cup soccer.

SCHOOL IS AWESOME! No friggin names, BLOOD NICE AIR CON, AND BROTHER JASON TOTALLY ROCKS!!! HARDCORE SICK ASS FREAKO WHICH THE WHOLE CLASS LIKES!
gtg anyway cya=D

PS: My classmate is PLUCKING ANT LEGS OFF ANTS TH SIZE OF SPIDERS!!!(Matt liquid-papered it=(()

Reply to AMELIA: GET HUNGRY

JEALOUSLY A SIN

2006-12-10T23:00:00.000-08:00

OK so on Saturday I went to have dinner with my dad's german principle and he is like HOW RICH. We went to this teppanyaki place in a hotel right next to Far East Plaza. SO HIGH CLASS. So for appetizers we ordered some sushi. THE SUSHI WAS SO NICE!! there was so little rice but a huge slab of fish and the fish tasted so rich!@ I totally fell in love with th reverse california maki, i ate like 6.and th german dude, his appetizers was enough for my dinner. Sea urchin, soft shelled crab, tuna sushi, reverse cali maki..SO MUCH! Then the cook came out and started scraping his cooking utensils and folded some aluminium foil into a container. Then he added loads of sauces and spices into it and put salmon in it(cut off skin and fried). SO BUBBLY!

Th salmon was so fresh and tasty from the marinating and the skin was crispier then POTATO CHIPS! So then after we finish i already felt so full but i still wanted to eat=P Th chef then took 3 live lobsters out, showed us, went into the kitchen, came out with 6 halfs of lobsters. They were chopped into half BUT STILL MOVING! then he buttered the lobsters, added sakae spices loads of stuff then covered it. He keep opening and adding things into it. ZOMG the lobster meat was so tasty and he gave us the shell with sauce in it BUT IT HAD HEAVY WINE IN IT. Then the chef starting cooking some beef(I think is kobe beef) and marinated it like hell while my dad ate chicken. I LOVED TH BEEF! SO tender and even my sis, who is on a diet gobbled up all.so desserts ate home-made ice cream(SO SMOOTH!!) and fruits. Then the bill came.

ZOMG TH DINNER COSTED $1550!!! But th dudes loaded anyway haha. So exp man. Think of the number of KFC meals that could buy!!

Plus I'm FREAKING JEALOUS cos my sis is now dancing with Ryan Confedero. Hes from So You Think You Can Dance, the dude with spiked hair to one side and dancing greta hip hop=(

Winner of So you think you can dance:BENJY
Winner of Project runway:JEFFREY

Plus I think i wana learn hip hop dancingXD

Replies: Kevin: Now you know dont cha;D
Juner: ZOMG GAY!!!
Samuel:Ok fine ill link you=D
I'll like to put pictures of the dinner but cant find the pictures=(

2006-12-06T21:07:00.000-08:00

Oh my god i have STOPPED posting for like 10 years..Anyway im obsessed with this song by The All AMerican rejects!!!

Swing swing swing by th tangles of my heart.=D=D

SO BORED LIKE HELL!!! TAG MORE MORE MORE PEOPLE!

PS:Amelia lick my boots first.

Singing off

Joey

SORRY DUDES!!!

2006-11-26T21:00:00.000-08:00

Ahha im sooooo sorry for not posting for like what two weeks.. Im bored, just watching lost and

prisonbreak(I GOT THE SERIALS!!JEALOUS RIGHT!) and i have been searching for the

warcraft battle chest for

soo long but EIGHT malls dont have stock.. Like how unlucky la.. THEN TODAY! i saw it=P my

heart just stopped. buybuy now installing some battlenet thingy.. anyway yesterday i went to

peoples park while my moma and sista were shopping, me and my dad went to the internet

cafe=DD he searched his football thingy while i played dota.WHEE!! first double kill=D. And now

my mum is watching SEX IN THE CITY and she wont let me watch with her(its uncensoredXD)

didnt know my mum had it in her.

must have inherited her genes=D

Signing off
JOEY

QUIZZIE!!

2006-11-14T18:30:00.000-08:00

Ok Chia Ming Xuan asked me to do this quiz -.-

#1. Are you a chinese or english freako?
ENGLISH DEFINATELY! If you know me you will know my chinese sucks big time.
#2. If time is going to stop; what will you possibly do for that time?
I'll take the chance to touch people xD joking. uhh ill try to enjoy my self doing whatever I like and probably steal games =D
#3. Prefer a playpool or playground?
PLAYGROUND!! theres tic tac toe =D anyway more stuff to play.
#4. Do you usually gossip others; or being gossiped?
Definately being gossiped. Although I dont really know what they talking bout me =P
#5. Do you like simple or complicated stuffs?
Hmm.. I'm okay with both actually, depends.
#6. Do you tackle numbers better; or alphabets?
ALPHABETS!! Numbers is so not my thing.
#7. what makes you pissed off?
People who ignore other people in a snobbish fashion.
#8. How's your childhood?
Primary school was great, there was no worries but secondary school is horrid. But the outings rock in my childhood.=D
#9. Do you have inspiration without perspiration?
I used to think so in primary school but ini secondary, absolutely need effort to achieve something.
#10. Do you think 24 hours is too long, short or just okay?
Way too short theres too much to do and too little time.
#11. Would you judge people by their appearance?
Well yea i would because if I see this guy with the leg up like some old uncle and dressing like a bimbo i'll get a bad first impression.
#12. What is attractive in your eyes?
Um.. I'll assume this is about working? People who can push themselves to study all day and not complain.
#13. Do you like the day or night, explain why.
Day. Its really when most of the action goes on, and when you really get stuff done. AND THERES THE SUN!
#14. Do you treasure stuffs that you own, or you have insatiable desires?
I treasure stuff that I own but theres always a long list of insatiable desires for me xD
#15. If your computer just hanged up; with a long long document not being saved; how will you react?
Punch my sister. haha joking, ill get pissed, shout in my pillow and get started on it again
#16. Do you believe in miracles? Or was it longed predestined?
I believe in miracles, i create my own destiny.
#17. Do you often tend to forget about the past; or trying hard to do so?
Trying hard to do so, some things are too hard to forget.
#18. In your mind, why colours are out here?
Colours add life to everything, if theres no colours in the world it will be dam bloody dull.
#19. Have you ever pitied those who are real pitiful; and shed tears for them; etc?
I pity pitiful people but crying wont really help so it will be best to do something for them instead of just crying.
#20. Describe yourself as in attitude?
I am more of an optismistic person haha not sure if you guys think so.
#21. Do you suddenly lose the grasp of hope to survive as yet?
NO! teenage life has just started so im so not going to just jump out of my window.
#22. Give 3 advantages when you get to.
What the heck does this question mean?? When i get to what?? -.- lousy quiz ming xuan
#23. What is your ambition in life?
Um ill pretty much want to be a doctor, chef, lawyer or just continue my mom's business.
#24. Do you believe in horoscope etc?
I think yes? Dont really know whats horoscope haha.
#25. Describe music in your life.
MUSIC IS HUGE IN MY LIFE. music is very important in my life.yup.
#26. Which country you would like to go; when you can afford it?
Hmm ill like to go to places like hawaii or San Francisco. NO CHINESE!
#27. What do you think blogging is about?
A way to relieve stress and to pass time.
#28. What kind of style you are trying to get hold of?
No actual style really. Just live life the way i want to.
#29. When you fail a test, how will you react?
I'll drown my self in whipped cream =D nah ill just buck up and work harder.

CHIA MING XUAN ILL GET YOU! this quiz is boooorrriiinnnggg.....

MONOPOLY!!!

2006-11-13T01:12:00.000-08:00

Today was a really really really boring day, last night my dad was droning on and on about

sleeping too long and making it a habit. I mean like sheesh THATS WHAT THE HOLIDAYS ARE FOR!!! Zz he says hes going to wake my sis and me every morning at 7.30am. =( I cant do anything but ill laugh when he trys to wake my sis cos she'll probably punch him in the face =D

WAY TO GO SIS!!

Anyway last night i played Monopoly with my papa and moma(sis was sick, didnt want to get her germs all over the dice) and AS USUAL, I OWNED XD BWAHAHA.. my dad was saying wad "Thats the wrong strategy, u buy so many areas and have little money"haha I GOT THE GREEN SECTION and owned them with my OXFORD STREET! woots ahha so at the end i was like "What was that about playing the wrong strategy ar?" haha winning IS SWEET@!

Then the dreams came =DD I dreamt of uhh.. I forgot =( ahha anyway woke up blahblah laze blahblah swim blahblah.. then posted=D.. Short post so ill make it up with pics =D

HAHA MY CUTE LITTLE GODSISTA CALLED CASSIE

soooo adorable, gona be gorgeous when she grows up.

Hah shes shaking her cereal box thingy =D SHE CAN FEED HERSELF YE KNOW!! so sad that was when she was in Singapore visiting, nows shes back in th US =(

Signing off
Joey

BOREDOM OF COMPUTER!!!

2006-11-06T00:29:00.000-08:00

Wheee!! actually not whee its booooooooooooo...BOO! Ming Xuan is scaring me by boo-ing like fricking loads laa... soooo bored lor even my computer cant satisfy me anymoree.. anyway guess this song from the chorus =D winner gets A POST!! =D

Cause there's never a right time to say goodbye,
cause I got to make the first move cause
if I don't your goin start hating me cause
I really don't feel the way I once felt about you,
gurl it's not you it's me
I got to figure out what I need..Whoaa..

Blahblah so sad song mann.. come guessy poo xD anyway soo bored doing nothing inviting friends over and out cause its so fricking boring at home... zz my piggy bank getting empty le =(

Seriously bored.. Friend just said he coming to my house tomorrow thats a change..

I WANT TO GO OUT MORE!!!!

Signing off
Joey

PS: 1.AWW, Ming Xuan is sooo lonely..
2. Where the hell is Amelia?!

Save me from ice cream

2006-11-03T04:10:00.001-08:00

Yes yes im back to blogging and today went out with Galen,Harold,Ming Xuan,Ariel and Wan Min. ahha so fun lehh. we like watched grudge 2 and i lost appetite for my twisties afta 10 minutes of show. Only like me and Galen wasn't scared the others all hiding behind bags lol.. Dont know whats so scary ahha! then we went to the arcade! I AM THE UNSTOPPABLE AIR HOCKEY DUDE!! never lost once even 2 vs 1 with cheating =D silly galen won against Ming Xuan and Ariel paired but lost to Ming Xuan alone.. play play play house of dead, time crisis, daytona, AIR HOCKEY! heh. then went pasta mania but then ariel lost her wallet=( so sad ariel. walk walk walk then the girls went to find while guys stayed. then galen got impatient and went to find. OW galen the chair hit my fingers =( gave up, went to eat pasta, AND THEN ICE CREAM BUFFET! omg never been so scared bfore man. we ordered like 20 scoops of ice cream i like so freaked out. then girls were shrieking with laughter.. I think im now ice-creamophobic.gota go

BYE!
signing off,
Joey

PS: Never show me ice cream again!

Save me from ice cream

2006-11-03T04:10:00.000-08:00

APPLE STRUDEL!!!!!

2006-10-29T18:54:00.000-08:00

i realised i loved apple strudel soooo much!!! so fluffy =D LIKE MY TWO LOYAL

TOFUS=DDD anyway i was like rotting the whole day at home using the comp till my

mum asked me to spend some

quality time.. zZz.. duno wad

the heck they meant so i stopped computer and played xbox(Fable) =D was battling in

the arena with wasps and hobbes and bandits and wolfs and trolls and some giant

scorpio thingy... i had to eat like a hundred apple pies to keep up with my life

mann.. then in the end i had to kill my teammate to decide winner and i killed her

BY STABBING HER IN THE

CHEST

!! =D so funny... ahem..

anyway then i had to go to a cousin's wedding who stole my birthday dinner =(

blahblahblah cut cake blahblahblah pour champagne!! my cousin popped the champagne

bottle AND THE COCK FLEW AND THUNKED A WOMANS HEAD XD hilario mann..

Then i went on a fruit splurge to blend it as drinks =D grapes,

strawberry,orange,apple,honeydew..

ahha i made my mum mad cos i bought 3 slabs of cheddar cheese(1.5kg total) and i saw

price wrongly!! i told her it was $2.20 but it was seven bucks each xD anyway im

gona melt it into fondue and dipped roast potatoes in it=DD cant wait!!

And my parents gave me my present was, 50 dollars -.-

They told me to get what I want =D

maybe ill go get a nice game=D

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HYPERR!

2006-10-28T07:54:00.001-07:00

haha im hyper so im posting again =DD

i was so hyper that i started sliding on the squeaky clean floor and was like

running but not moving and making squeaky sounds on the floor =D my sis saw me and

BURST OUT LAUGHING

sounded like a pig squealing

ANYWAY ONE

MORE HOUR!!!!

HYPERR!

2006-10-28T07:54:00.000-07:00

sounded like a pig squealing

ANYWAY ONE

MORE HOUR!!!!

BIRTHDAY!

2006-10-28T07:31:00.000-07:00

YESYES!! its joey here AND ITS 1.5 HOURS TO MY BIRTHDAY!WOOTO! omg yesterday i went

out with Harold and Shanice to watch the movie D.O.A(Dead or Alive) it so rocked

mann.. there was these five babes

who were like so smacking

the guys asses.. i mean like the girls like beat the guys laa... director must be a

woman..

Anyway there were NUDE SCENES!! yes i mean NUDE! the christie girl or whatever her

name was and she like took off her towel and went round

braless

!! omg then could like see her goods from aerial

view =DD

then today my mum and dad brought me to this curry fishhead restaurrent in LITTLE

INDIA while my sis stayed at home cos she had 'O' level chinese on monday=D

so loving it.. then i reached there and guess wad. NO FISH HEADS!! my heart

nearly stopped.. then we ordered like chicken duno wad funny name thingy and mutton

thingy too.. turned out awesome and they had curry gravy so i was like using my

five fingers to pick up the rice and stuffing em in ME MOUTH=D so much fun=DD

so i reached home stuffed with chicken, mutton, rice, teh tarik( SO SWEET) and lime

juice. wheee.. SISTER GET ME NICE CONVERSE SHOES WHILE MUM AND DAD BUYING ME A GAME

=DD mmm hand still smells of the LOVELY

chicken and curry

whee..

i know your jealoous of my curry =P

HAROLD RAWK!!!

2006-10-25T23:44:00.000-07:00

Hey peeps...
LOL
First thing...i dun want to stead wif amelia...
Secondly...you pple arh...nvm..
Tomorrow got shooting session...CAN"T WAIT!!!
I'm like so freakin bored lor...thats y i wrote this post...lol
GO VISIT MY PERSONAL BLOG @ http://life-is-worth-everything.blogspot.com...
GO THERE...I COMMAND YOU...LOL

Signing off...
Harold

heh 2nd post by joey

2006-10-25T22:21:00.000-07:00

hii ppl im like so pissed off cos this effin loser is impersonating me on Amelia/Galen's blog and Galen's blog.. i wana track that person down! whew first day of holidays which i'm sorta enjoying but in ONE WEEKS TIME it will get boring..... zzz and my BRAND NEW PLASMA TV CANT PLAY VCDS!! wtf mann i mean like WHAT A WASTE! i spent the whole MORNING trying to find the problem but to no avail... a waste of absolutely precious time mann.. going to call in the best denki troops to fix it and YES I STILL LOVE CHICKEN!! going to eat for lunch ....KFC!! woots so excited im bouncing up and down on my squishy computer chair=DD Later going to head for a nice long refreshing swim:)
PS:1.Isabelle i did NOT FART THAT WAS HAROLD!
2.Darren lim if your the one tagging on this blog pls f off if your just going to write insults.

sign off

Joey

Joey sharing =D

2006-10-25T00:39:00.000-07:00

hii ppl haha its joey here im sharing this blog with harold so please link it and harold & Joey ok? thanks so much.. anyway today was so screwed results sucked anyway.. its raining effin badly and my mum wont let me go out with harold so today was badd =( oya any volunteers to be my 2nd fluffy tofu after ming xuan? =D im gona turn this blog to become rocketh yea !! haha luv my wall with all the posters and magizines cuts stuck on it;D arent u sooooo jealous. yes later get to go to my luvely tuition with so coooolio ppl there =D Anyway everybody loves me so there no harm in me sharing this blog XD
PS: Save me i've recently developed a craze for chicken and my birthday is this sunday so DON'T FORGET!!

sign off

joejoe baby/

My SECOND post

2006-10-20T22:29:00.000-07:00

So yeah...
This week has been quite ok...
Except that my results were not as good as i expect them to be...

Today,..
Somebody just pissed me off...
But i forgave her..so we are still friends...which is good!
Friends should learn how to forgive and forget...
So when you have things that make you angry...or even a person...
Either Forgive,or Forget...
When you forgive, you will feel better and more relaxed...
When you forget, make sure you do not thing of that situation ever again...
So make sure which you choose...FORGIVE OR FORGET....
Its a very important decision...
We should forgive others as the Lord has forgiven us of all our sins...

NEW BLOG!!!

2006-10-19T03:47:00.000-07:00

This is my new blog...yeah...
GO TAG HOR!!!
haha...
Well, I will try to keep it updated...
HAHA...